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  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    Classical piece
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    banana said:

    my life will end by suicide





    Sorry, it's not in the cards. It never was. I see nothing in the contract about this. @-)
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Besides, there is no death.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    ....just transformation. Fuck, I could be a ghost right now and you guys wouldn't even know it.... B-)

    Boo bitches! Maybe i'm even a ghostwriter.....oooooooo, scarey!
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2014-06-08 23:07:42
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Ponygurl said:

    B-)

    Boo



    Old school.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Our local council has gone a bit wild with their social signage again.

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    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2014-06-20 18:13:31
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Even the local supermarket is on the case. They have obviously been paying attention.

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
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    man stuck in vagina... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/us-exchange-student-delivered-from-giant-marble-vulva-by-german-fire-fighters-9555863.html
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Is this time for photos of other things stuck in.. ahem.. orifices?
    Heard a great story from a friend in A& E about a man who came in with a tomato ketchup bottle wedged in his ( thinks of polite phrase) jacksie. When asked how it had happened, he told some story of going shopping and coming home, found he had lost his keys, so he went around the back, put his shopping bag down and started to climb up a drainpipe. Part way up his trousers popped undone, he lost his grip and fell, landing on the shopping bag and the bottle of Mr Heinz' finest.
    Apparently, he was at a loss as to when the condom got over the bottle though !
    Perhaps this should be in the urban myths thread.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    I was sad today to hear about Rolf Harris,  A large slice of my childhood memories have now been sullied.
    My parents took me to see him in concert in the late 60's/early 70's where I not only saw him, but also his Coojee bear.
    Does this give me proximity?

    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Ah, the joys of the continent and France in general.  To demonstrate; an image from Paris:

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    And the same scene, but, this time, shot in Romford, just outside London for our American friends:

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Yeah, yeah. We all know: Skinny people pretty; fat people grotesque. However, in either case, I can't imagine that their panty strings aren't stained with poop.
    Post edited by iuventus at 2014-06-30 15:00:20
    If I were dead, could I do this?
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