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  • That last one Anoukvdm, made me think, 'Shish Kebab's - Mmmm'
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Anoukvdm said:

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    Post edited by LuDux at 2014-06-08 15:11:56
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • my life will end by suicide
    mahogany= my agony
    'the wind...the wind'


  • I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • banana said:

    my life will end by suicide





    Sorry, it's not in the cards. It never was. I see nothing in the contract about this. @-)
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Besides, there is no death.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • ....just transformation. Fuck, I could be a ghost right now and you guys wouldn't even know it.... B-)

    Boo bitches! Maybe i'm even a ghostwriter.....oooooooo, scarey!
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2014-06-08 23:07:42
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Ponygurl said:

    B-)

    Boo



    Old school.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Our local council has gone a bit wild with their social signage again.

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    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2014-06-20 18:13:31
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Even the local supermarket is on the case. They have obviously been paying attention.

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Is this time for photos of other things stuck in.. ahem.. orifices?
    Heard a great story from a friend in A& E about a man who came in with a tomato ketchup bottle wedged in his ( thinks of polite phrase) jacksie. When asked how it had happened, he told some story of going shopping and coming home, found he had lost his keys, so he went around the back, put his shopping bag down and started to climb up a drainpipe. Part way up his trousers popped undone, he lost his grip and fell, landing on the shopping bag and the bottle of Mr Heinz' finest.
    Apparently, he was at a loss as to when the condom got over the bottle though !
    Perhaps this should be in the urban myths thread.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein