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  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
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    Entertaining and a little disturbing ...
    http://youtu.be/MxrWuE5qC5c
  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
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    here's a woman knitting from her vagina
  • Vote Up0Vote Down cw37frappcw37frapp
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    i will give that a miss.
    JAMIE CARRAGHER= LEGEND
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    Hahaha! That was Hilarious Ping! She should knit herself a freakin' tampon! Speaking of which, I wonder if she knitted this:
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperitwhisperit
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    ping. you are one twisted  and disturbing critter. I'd ask you to marry me if i wasn't so scared.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    .


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    This leaves out the trying-to-get-a-pint-of-milk-in-Tescos-while-every-fucker-is-shovelling-mince-pies-and-shitty-jumpers-in-their-trolley ratio as my calculations were skewed , thanks @Ping :D
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-12-05 08:22:10
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
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    whisperit said:

    ping. you are one twisted  and disturbing critter. I'd ask you to marry me if i wasn't so scared.



    sounds like a proposal to me! how bigs your the ring?



    Post edited by ping at 2013-12-05 13:15:55
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Hells_BellsHells_Bells
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    here's a woman knitting from her vagina


    Jesus H Christ!!!!
    I think shes actually pulling the wool down from her head. I mean, just check out that hair 

    :(
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperitwhisperit
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    ping said:

    whisperit said:

    sounds like a proposal to me! how bigs your the ring?



    Depends which ring you mean. The engagement ring? The wedding ring? Or the suffering?

    TADAH! ThankthankyouthankyouHereeverynightladeesandgenlmen
    Post edited by whisperit at 2013-12-06 15:18:06
  • Vote Up0Vote Down pingping
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    At the moment, I feel slightly amused by Joey Essex's use of the word "ream" as another word for 'good' while he's in the jungle.
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-12-06 17:26:11
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down CervusCervus
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    ping said:

    here's a woman knitting from her vagina



    I wonder whether she 'did' the envy inducing Blissmass Jumper for iuventus????
    '' Sometimes I think I've felt everything I'm ever going to feel and from here on out I'm not going to feel anything new, just lesser versions of what I've already felt ''
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/12/07/wisdom-from-my-daughter-twerking/
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-12-07 09:34:03
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    image
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
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