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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • If you ride a motorcycle, this is why you should wear a crash helmet !

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • This is sexist, and cannot be condoned, but this spoof voice over is as funny as fuck !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Remember this? The appeal for money to be raised to buy art materials to tackle mute children with Tourettes?


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    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2015-11-14 05:55:26
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • The desire to find a cure for this debilitating syndrome continues.


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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Post edited by LuDux at 2015-11-14 00:34:56
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Do you remember that old mental asylum I mentioned some months back that my organisation still owns, despite it being closed for 18 years? Well, it is quite decayed in places, obviously, and is, apparently, the largest bat colony in the South of England ( over 24 different different species).
    Anyway, it is plagued by urban warriors who break in through the fences and stalk the grounds for a thrill, particularly at night. Anyway, the site is highly dangerous due to its state of decay, having had not a stick of maintenance for 18 years ( hence the bats !) In the centre is a 100 foot Edwardian water tower, which is a magnet for such people. We recently apprehended 4 of these 'swampies' on the site and as they were being ejected by security, they told us they had posted a film of their exploits on YouTube.
    This is what we found. Remember, not a stick of maintenance for at least 18 years, and the top of that tower? Probably more like 30.
    Nutters !

    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2015-11-17 15:49:55
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • They all say that !


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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Mains or battery powered though? I recommend mains.
  • From Angie P on Twitter.
    Somone finds a use for Donald Trump at last !

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Ha ha! That's great!

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