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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    iuventus said:

    What did Betsy find?


    I think the newspapers said it was her Brother.
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2015-04-12 09:20:41
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/7103420_700b.jpg
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Urban_Tribesman said:

    I think the newspapers said it was her Brother.



    In the freezer?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    iuventus said:

    Urban_Tribesman said:

    I think the newspapers said it was her Brother.



    In the freezer?

    Yes. Not only had the body been cut up; parts of him had been minced !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    I guess the funny fell flat for me because I immediately thought of iced cream when I saw the freezer.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Came across this (almost) irresistible double header shopping opportunity yesterday. Imagine the time you could save on your shopping with two of your favourite stores in one, convenient, location! The local gunsmith and a beauty parlour ! Yee-haw. You have a good day y'all !


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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Oh, and don't burn the barn down boys !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperitwhisperit
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    Feel like getting down and dirty...
    virtual theremin
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Wow. This stuff really works !

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    I put it on, walked outside and found this:


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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    However, not all the beaches are at that standard. Some are missing a few basic amenities.


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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    I'm caring for a friend's cats while she's abroad. This is what I walked in to this evening.

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    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Have concerns about religion? Not sure if you should be in or out? Click this link and read this theological exchange in the form of an email between a school Chaplin and a parent concerning a school play.
    Hilarious and so true and ongoing from our Aethist discussions a few weeks ago.
    http://www.tickld.com/x/i-wish-this-man-was-my-father-hes-hilarious
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    That really is hilarious! Whats also funny is that I'm the coordinator for RE where I work, despite being 99% atheist myself ( I know, I'm pathetic...keeping that little flame of hope alive...and for what...All I do know with absolute certainty is that I don't recognise any religion in this world as a force for good...so strike me down).
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