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  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Oh yeah...now where did I put my own skull....sure I left it round here somewhere...hey, if I could find find my glasses maybe I could see it ( but I can't see to find the glasses)....
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    :-B
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    8-X
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Sorted. Now where's me chainsaw :((
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Dare I say, or a passing Jihadist when you want one?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    I'm sure the Jihadist is too busy being brainwashed by the patriarchy.
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    I've discovered a hedge trimmer in the garage. It was nice knowing you all. All in the name of Art UT, I'm a martyr to the cause.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Oh jeez, just when you thought " celeb don" couldn't get any more nauseating....I've just read about Gwyneth Paltrow's liking for vaginal steam douching, which apparently is the answer to all the world's ills and leaves you with that deep cleansed confidence. I'm left now with questions....
    A) does she squeak when she walks?
    B) how does she sleep at night when there are millions in the world who don't even have clean drinking water let alone fanny steaming water
    C) did she never have any Sex Education ( I could've told her the vag is self cleansing, just keep your ph balance right and stop wearing those skinny jeans love)
    D) should I crouch over my kettle now as its time for another brew in bed?
    I live in such ignorance. Thank god for LA and all its wisdom. Amen.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down BottleheadBottlehead
    Posts: 159
    OK, Kat, I'll take the bait.

    How do you check the PH balance is in the correct range? Is there a special brand of litmus paper available.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    @PG. Is Patriarchy your word of the day?
    I'm in shock that Gwyneth steam cleans her ho-ha or have I misunderstood this? Is it the same equipment they clean taxis with? Is she trying to remove all residue of Chris Martin and Coldplay? Understandable.
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2015-01-31 08:32:00
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    PML :-)) Actually I rather like Coldplay. . . Yes you did understand my drift UT ( it wouldn't be like you not to )!
    Maybe it is the same equipment yes...( she muses, pensively...). I'm sure you could make some innuendo up now about this, jet washers and wheelie bins if you really try! ( for anyone normal reading this drivel, see other drivel some thread and do keep up!)
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Stephen....Dove Is All You Need !!!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Thought you would all find this fascinating.
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    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2015-02-06 17:33:40
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Ouch. Penile fracture :((
    Let's be careful out there !

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    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2015-02-06 17:42:24
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
    Posts: 2,501
    I have to admit- I can't get into "straight lady" porn and haven't read 50 shades. (I'm only going to see the movie for Dakota Johnson)

    Straight Lady Porn-
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
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