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  • Sartori said:

    Sudha Khepataral





    Oh my!  I think I could say that for all of your choices, Sartori, but...Oh my!
  • Sartori, I see you're into Asian girls.  :P
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  • Dammit, wrong smiley. 
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  • Alan said:

    Dammit, wrong smiley. 



    Hahaha!  Yeah, where is a drooling emoticon!
  • Alan said:

    Dammit, wrong smiley. 



    Hahaha!  Yeah, where is a drooling emoticon!



    Wait, is this drooling? :-SS
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  • Alan said:

    Sartori, I see you're into Asian girls.  :P



     No , actually , its a bit of "je ne sais quoi" or "XFactor" (if you`re into that) . Each has a quality or look that I can`t put into words , sum of the parts sort of thing possibly . Although , I have met Sudha a couple of times and she`s a very nice person and she has amazing cheekbones/cheeks which I like in a woman . Grace Park looks like she goes like a train though  has just got gorgeous eyes . Most of the others are just posed photos and so have that inherent posed attractiveness to them .
     But what do I really like in a woman ? an element of "mad as a fruitcake" , I married a woman that after a visit to a cinema (which was full and we had to sit close to the screen) , I asked if she enjoyed it - she replied straight faced that she had needed two owls that would sit on each of her shoulders and each would whisper to her what was going on at their side of the screen so she keep up with the whole movie .

    Who else ticks that box ? little miss mad as a bag of badgers Paloma
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    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-06-15 12:47:19
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  • softlad said:


    Criminal.  A woman getting a tattoo is on a par with this:

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    More like this , haha (not attractive at all , in fact , somewhat disturbing)

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    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-06-15 12:54:54
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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  • @Sartori haha you surely have a fine sense of humor yourself. No need to feed your soul. It seems to be complete.

    By the way, I love love love Paloma. Unlike Lana Del Rey, she's more than just a sexy bimbo. Saw her at Joe's Pub NYC last year. It was an unforgettable experience. I (the only one; shame on others) even stood up on my chair when she encouraged the crowd to dance to her song 'Freedom'. Some media reporters (or videographers or whatever they're called) even captured me dancing. It was hilarious.
    Creator of Goldfrapp Jukebox, the most complete Goldfrapp music library on the Internet
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    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Alan said:

    @Sartori haha you surely have a fine sense of humor yourself. No need to feed your soul. It seems to be complete.


    By the way, I love love love Paloma. Unlike Lana Del Rey, she's more than just a sexy bimbo. Saw her at Joe's Pub NYC last year. It was an unforgettable experience. I (the only one; shame on others) even stood up on my chair when she encouraged the crowd to dance to her song 'Freedom'. Some media reporters (or videographers or whatever they're called) even captured me dancing. It was hilarious.


    Haha , love that story , they are surely the type to fill your life with . Paloma seems so down to earth and fun , I`d happily put up with being married to two women *

    *if this ever happened and they did drive me mad , I give permission to put 
     "What the hell was he thinking ?" on my headstone
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-06-15 13:05:56
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Sartori said:

    Alan said:

    @Sartori haha you surely have a fine sense of humor yourself. No need to feed your soul. It seems to be complete.


    By the way, I love love love Paloma. Unlike Lana Del Rey, she's more than just a sexy bimbo. Saw her at Joe's Pub NYC last year. It was an unforgettable experience. I (the only one; shame on others) even stood up on my chair when she encouraged the crowd to dance to her song 'Freedom'. Some media reporters (or videographers or whatever they're called) even captured me dancing. It was hilarious.


    Haha , love that story , they are surely the type to fill your life with . Paloma seems so down to earth and fun , I`d happily put up with being married to two women *

    *if this ever happened and they did drive me mad , I give permission to put 
     "What the hell was he thinking ?" on my headstone


    My sense of humor is not as refined.

    One thing I know fosho: had I been straight and normal, I would've definitely proposed to Paloma.
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  • Faces seem to mean alot to you, Sartori.  I'm in complete agreement.

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