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  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Who knew Nigel Farage was a God Squaddie!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LowLow
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    LuDux said:



    What does it say about me that my first thought about it was 'the amount of work put into that was very impressive"?

  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    My first ( and last) thought- won't be showing that in Sex ed!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Hells_BellsHells_Bells
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    Christ, there's some fucking sick people in this World :-&
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    Hells_Bells said:

    Christ, there's some fucking sick people in this World :-&

    *Joke based on similarity of words "vinyl" and "vanilla"*
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    These ladies have made up a game:


    With two “trutennes” they make an “eu,” 


    they bang coffin against coffin,


    without a poker to stir up their fire.




    They don’t play at jousting


    but join shield to shield without a lance.


    They don’t need a pointer in their scales,


    nor a handle in their mold.




    Out of water they fish for turbot


    and they have no need for a rod.


    They don’t bother with a pestle in their mortar


    nor a fulcrum for their see-saw.




    They do their jousting act in couples


    and go at it at full tilt;


    at the game of thigh-fencing


    they lewdly share their expenses.




    They’re not all from the same mold:


    one lies still and the other makes busy,


    one plays the cock and the other the hen


    and each one plays her role.



    Etienne de Fougeres, XII century

    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperedwhispered
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    ^An altogether more positive set of metaphors than Morrissey's in his autobiography,

     " Nothing but a mangled jungle of tangled hair presented as the jackpot
    payoff. Honeypots sprawled as open graves, their owners doing nothing at
    all but letting you. The call of duty is all yours...as the owners of
    such Bermuda triangles do...nothing."

    I'm not a fan.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    What is she doing to that poor guitar?
    Wrong, diddly wrong !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    There once was video on youtube similar to above but without outside scenes and somewhat more graphic with Strict Machine as  soundtrack
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    SNSFW
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    Urban_Tribesman said:

    What is she doing to that poor guitar?
    Wrong, diddly wrong !




    The real question is, what isn't she doing? :)
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Watch a lot of the sex scenes in The L Word ( oh, you have already!!...) and be amused. All that grinding behind steering wheels etc. oh please. Erotic? I'd be so frustrated I'd slam the car into fourth and speed off to the drive-thru ( no puns about meat intended).
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    ^ Haha! Speaking of sex scenes, I just re-watched Carol. The scenes were decent but needed more tongue- too much closed mouthed kissing in my opinion. However, there was a scene were Carol grabs Therese's neck with one hand and the back of her head with the other and then kisses her. I just love seeing that kind of sexual dominance between women, Cate is a natural top.
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
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