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We must never forget that not everyone is an arsehole. I like to believe that they are a hardcore minority and the vast number of people are decent human beings ( even if they sometimes need a little encouragement to demonstrate it), and should be treated as such until they disappoint and reveal their arsehole propensity.The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. -
I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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In case anyone is stumped for a soothing Xmas present, what about the DVD of Mackenzie Crook's "Detectorists" TV series. It's beautifully, gently, funny and humane. I could watch it for days at a time. What am I talking about? I DO watch it for days at a time.
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There once was a lady from ... naw, naw, nawLet's see.Once upon a time ... nopeOh, I know!The question of whyWhy do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to check?
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the first end you try?
How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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And my FAVORITE
The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends.
If they're OK, then it's you.
Don't look at me. I know I'm crazy.
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Post edited by Whickwithy at 2016-12-30 16:46:55The Sentient Struggle For Transformation
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Do you think skunks know themselves that their smell is offensive? I know it's only used defensively, but all the same- do you think they squirt then dash away in shame? I only ask because sometimes when my dog parps she'll look around in horror and amazement pretending " it wasn't me" in an overly dramatic way that wouldn't win her any film awards. Then she crawls behind the sofa as if in disgust with the rest of us!
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Another question ( for the gentlemen)- would you rather be without your rock or your nuts?
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That monkey video has restored my faith in primates- need it extending to children now lol!
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I like skunk aroma.KatRobin said:Do you think skunks know themselves that their smell is offensive?
If I were dead, could I do this? -
Put it on my bucket list - I've never had the pleasure.
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I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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