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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Came up (as it were) on Buzzfeed on Facebook , another reason that FB is the dogs arse .....yes , arse not bollocks . I use Twitter mostly , it`s where the cool peeps is and where stuff like this (below) is posted. "On Topic" :D

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Brothel menu from the early 1900 , hopefully real , either way , lots of words/phrases amused me in this .

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What`s the last film you watched ?
Surely the joy of the story is in the telling (to ourselves) ? I find it cynical but that's from my perspective (no slur intended sir) . I still approach "going to the cinema" like a child and Finchers storytelling (with Reznors scor…

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What`s the last film you watched ?
I watched the Gone Girl trailer, guessed the plot, confirmed it on Wikipedia, then turned over and went to sleep. Cynical plot guessing ? Meh

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What`s the last film you watched ?
On a whim , saw Gone Girl and enjoyed every single batastic second of it , social comment and themes - second to none , it does invite discussion and reflection on it . Rosamund Pike and Batfleck are both excellent . Can`t really say anything of ANY…

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What`s the last film you watched ?
Proudly I saw "Dracula Untold" this arferternoon , a swift script that tootles along like a Lada down a mineshaft , enjoyed it . Don`t think the Turkish Tourist Board sponsored any of it though .

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Seventh Tardis - The Doctor Who thread
Strangely, I liked it, there were japes & the aforementioned japes led to banter.

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She's married to Sebb

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I like my women like I like my coffee- cold, bitter and all over my lap. Surely you missed well frothed? Fanny Batter .

Comment by Sartori September 2014 permalink
Guilty Pleasures....
" But if anyone likes jazz, you might not feel guilty about it but you'll still burn in hell, where the only crisps you'll be eating are your fingers" My business card and I mean business.

Comment by Sartori September 2014 permalink
Guilty Pleasures....
Michael Buble ... I`ll hand in my Goldfrapp fan card at the door . I've been trying for a witty comeback to this all day but, frankly, I'm speechless ! Someone will confess to liking Robbie Williams next. Or Tom Jones ( oh, that was me at…

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Upcoming Groovy Films & TV for 2014
Starring professional ginger fox Sarah Snook Posting in the correct thread , that`s for squares daddio !

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Guilty Pleasures....
Michael Buble ... I`ll hand in my Goldfrapp fan card at the door .

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RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!
Where`s my fucking jetpack , we were promised :(

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God bless the Union?
Twerk ? It's where Northerners go to earn money every day

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God bless the Union?
Allegations of vote rigging in the Scottish Independance vote. Puts me in mind of a quote from Miguel de Cervantes: "It seldom happens that any felicity comes so pure as not to be tempered and allayed by some mixture of sorrow." ( or the…

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God bless the Union?
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God bless the Union?
I`ve made my opinion clear based on what I understand , I`m sure there are those that will vote for independence based upon their understandings which I accept and applaud ....but the perception might be that this issue is fuck all to do with the r…

Comment by Sartori September 2014 permalink
Seventh Tardis - The Doctor Who thread
It was shit . The Ying and Yang of Dr Who episodes, this weeks episode wiping out any memory of last week's sick toaster story. Superb-a-mundo acting with gravitas & emotion wrenching performances & story.

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God bless the Union?
I vote Conservative and would vote "yes" in the referendum. Does this mean I'm totally fucked up :-?? No , although you`d be doomed to a life of pauperdom but still hate poor people at the same time ;) As a matter of fact, I'…

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Upcoming Groovy Films & TV for 2014
New David Cronenburg film , unleash the spaff ponies of War .

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Architecture & Design
Read through that link , very nice . He has that look of interestingness to him , must have been an experience in his house

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Architecture & Design
It was , it looked nice but it was too woody as you noted , like a farmhouse wood theme on speed . The downstairs looked like a building site , impressed by his work ethic but the decor was not to my taste . Elf and Safety would have an art attack

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God bless the Union?
My piss taking point i made (above) is real , if we were tied via currency to Scotland and when/if they borrowed vast sums of money - any problems they had in repaying it would devalue the pound and affect the rest of the UK (for the interest rate …

Comment by Sartori September 2014 permalink
God bless the Union?
I abhor Salmon , a man with a "face you want to punch" . His pig ignorance and denial about the realities of monetary union would do my head in (if I cared) , if he had any knowledge of international fiscalities he'd know that the Ban…

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Architecture & Design
I don't watch that but never miss Grand Designs , good one this week , got his hands well dirty and didn't throw money at it . £2 million earth pounds you say , looks a bit too Dexters Lab for me .

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God bless the Union?
"Never let facts stand in the way of a good whine" I'm not a fan of nationalism or rabid nationalists , people with empty lives imo.

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Architecture & Design

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