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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    I guess we're going to have to turn up the fear factor. Perhaps, we should re-Christen ourselves with names like Frank Bottoms or Dick Cole and wear clever T-shirts that say 'My Other Boyfriend is your Dad.' I've a My Pretty Pony license plate that sends the neighborhood men running when I turn the corner to my street; and my switchblade emery board scared the crap out of the gals at my Lady Gaga fan club.

    Not sure about the siblings query. I, for one, am a sibling to two sisters and a brother. My brother, however, has only one sister.
    Post edited by iuventus at 2014-09-25 19:27:35
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    This puts me in mind of an American joke.
    A Hillbilly says to a new friend visiting his home ( probably in a trailer park) 'I want yuh to meet mah wife an mah Sis-tuh.  Ah! Here she comes now ! '
    Apologies to any Hillbilly GMB'ers !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Don't get me started on American gays!
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    iuventus said:

    Don't get me started on American gays!



    Surely too late for that dear boy !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    And the long awaited punchline...


    "...for a third round, of course."
    Post edited by iuventus at 2014-09-26 00:33:23
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    I signed up for a class about exercising your free will and never went.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Sartre goes into a coffee shop and says to the waitress, 'a coffee please, but no cream'.
    The waitress goes off and then comes back to the table and says 'we do not have any cream. Would you accept a coffee without milk'?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Urban_Tribesman said:

    Sartre goes into a coffee shop and says to the waitress, 'a coffee please, but no cream'.
    The waitress goes off and then comes back to the table and says 'we do not have any cream. Would you accept a coffee without milk'?



    I know it's a joke. I'm not trying to analyze it. Just saying that I've actually taken part in similar exchanges at my local café.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    I like my women like I like my coffee- cold, bitter and all over my lap.
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    And free trade, surely?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    Of course. I usually demand it. ~O)
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye," the psychiatrist said, "well, have you tried taking the spoon out?"

    Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt.
    That's not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    A(nother) Roman goes into his local taverna with 4 friends. He holds up 2 fingers and orders 5 beers.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Heisenberg and Schrodinger are out for a drive and get pulled over by the Police. The officer taps on the window and asks "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!" The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now I'm lost!"
    The officer, now more confused and frustrated orders the men outside of the car, and proceeds to inspect the vehicle. He opens the trunk and yells at the two men, "Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead cat back here?" Schrodinger angrily yells back, "Well we do now, asshole!"
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
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