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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Ponygurl said:

    I like my women like I like my coffee- cold, bitter and all over my lap.


    Surely you missed well frothed?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Oh, that made me gag a little.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    iuventus said:

    Oh, that made me gag a little.


    Glad to be of service. I understand practice can reduce this tendency.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    No, I don't think I'll ever need to build a tolerance to frothy pussy.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    iuventus said:

    No, I don't think I'll ever need to build a tolerance to frothy pussy.


    Gagging?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    I'll keep my gag reflex active in the horrifying case that I ever find myself face to face with the aforementioned, henceforth unspeakable, atrocity.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Just had a thought. (Probably the first today).
    If PonyGurl comes back positive on this and we have a shared liking for frothy pussy, am I a lesbian?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    Urban_Tribesman said:

    Ponygurl said:

    I like my women like I like my coffee- cold, bitter and all over my lap.


    Surely you missed well frothed?





    Fanny Batter .
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    She's married to Sebb
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Keep it clean boys. There are ladies present. O:-)
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Apologies Kat. You never answered my question though. I am now really concerned that I am a lesbian trapped inside a heterosexual man's body.
    To recap:
    My sexual preference is women.
    I am good with colours
    I like shopping
    I like the social company of women
    My best friends have always been female
    I could, of course, be a Metrosexual but I am very confused. Please help !!
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2014-09-29 14:06:44
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Hells_BellsHells_Bells
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    There was a young man from Leeds
    Who swallowed a packet of grass seeds
    Two blades of grass grew out his arse 
    And on his balls were weeds 


    :-B
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    UT- don't worry about it, just be yourself. That was a nice handbag you had at Greenwich by the way, I was quite envious.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    @UT "You never answered my question though. I am now really concerned that I am a lesbian trapped inside a heterosexual man's body."


    Afraid not- let's not forget the clip you posted of a cat being killed. I'm surprised the lesbians haven't condemned you to hell yet- :)
    (Plus on your list, you never said anything about licking pussy...who gives a fuck about "shopping." Actually, upon re-reading your list, you might be a gay man trapped in a heterosexual man's body. No offense.)

    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2014-09-30 03:20:36
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    Sartori said:

    Urban_Tribesman said:

    Ponygurl said:

    I like my women like I like my coffee- cold, bitter and all over my lap.


    Surely you missed well frothed?



    Fanny Batter .



    Is that a new flavor of lip gloss? Sounds like it would taste ahmazing.... :D
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2014-09-30 04:05:34
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
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