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The Sex Ed Thread
Yah... it's called the reverse 69. But with a Llama. Obviously.

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It is too quiet on here right now. So talk about anything.....
Everyone's a goer when the lights go out. I'm telling you. They should have called themselves The Red Lighthouses instead!

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Sexy Women
Yeah.. something else we can sink our teeth, fangs and talons into!!

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Sexy Women
I know...it's like a drug on here. I've seen and learnt more on here than in the 31 years I've been on this planet for.

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So I just checked out who Mary Whitehouse was. Interestingly she was a teacher who stood up to the screening of sexual violence in the media. Her biggest enemy was a man called Sir Hugh Greene (director general of the BBC) who tried to censor out an…

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Sexy Women
I guess this gives Strict Machine a whole new meaning. Some folk claim that song is about a vibrator. I'm howling if it is. Anne Summers must be doing cartwheels.

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Sexy Women
At first i was afraid, i was petrified when you said you had ten inches i nearly almost died But I spent so many years waiting for a man that long That I grew strong, and I knew I could take you on But there you are another lie I was ready for a …

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It is too quiet on here right now. So talk about anything.....
=)) Well that escalated quickly. And who is Mary Whitehouse?

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Wait...what? But your the sex education guru round here. We come to thee with all of our tales of woe, unsatisfaction and insight. I haven't laughed so much in the past 3 days. I think the cold snap is getting to people's heads. :)) x

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
We could just call you catmother which is technically 95% accurate.

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It is too quiet on here right now. So talk about anything.....
Cor Blimey. Well Ms Elizabeth Bennett gave him the right royal run around didn't she? She doesn't take shit of anyone. She was my literary heroine. Strong willed and fierce.

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What are you listening to now?
In a bit of a Motown mood https://youtu.be/CejaCa6Eewc (no prizes for guessing where this music was used.. :)) https://youtu.be/ijhL9Y7skQs

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What are you listening to now?
Friday Night Groove: https://youtu.be/YZInLIP_6t8

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According to Wikipedia (yeah I know..)but was the first link that came up and I'm being lazy) Kathmandu means a covered shelter? You can also buy pashminas, singing bowls, rice paper and find a pimp. All in the same area. Bloody Bostin in Kath…

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I won't be humming and amsterdamming around sir!

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It is too quiet on here right now. So talk about anything.....
Its a true universally acknowledged that all men including gentleman come last.

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The Sex Ed Thread
With all the activity on here in recent days you could write a whole series. But we all have to proofread the draft first, right? Just don't start writing the Llama Sutra Manual Volume 1.

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There was a girl at called called Champagne Lydia which got shortened to ChamLydia. Draw your own conclusions!

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Err who is that? Secondly is it dangerous to ask?

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
I would be up for it but Yorkshire is quite a distance.. I mean if you want to start a fund called Serenity's Llama Drama up North then your most welcome. I'm sure if everyone chips in £1.50 into a piggybank I will make it up there by May…

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It is too quiet on here right now. So talk about anything.....
As long as this thread doesn't move on to STI's we will be fine.

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The Sex Ed Thread
I daren't look at what LuDux has posted. Yet.

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The Sex Ed Thread
Is everyone on time of the month round here? Haha! Now then..I do believe that a particular individual on here was in the process of writing a new Sex Ed Book? So what happened to said book? Did it get banned? Or will it appear somewhere randomly…

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It is too quiet on here right now. So talk about anything.....
Roule Poly in bed You've stilton got the hots for me I can't brie-athe in this outfit I camembert up here for some sexy time. Ok I've got to stop because its getting too cheesy! Anyone care for a Peter cheese stringfellow?

Comment by serenity52 February 2018 permalink
It is too quiet on here right now. So talk about anything.....
Reviving this thread because it got quite amusing but I think we have more or less crusted the life out of bread. More than willing to talk about cheese though... :))

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
Somebody? Anybody? Come on people!!

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Is Himalaya a safe word that is the brainchild of UT? [-X

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What TV Show are you watching right now?
Thanks for the recommendation.

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A guy got arrested for playing the guitar. For fingering A minor ..I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words ..They told me I had type A blood , but it was a Type- O.A dyslexic man walks into a bra . Did you know? It is en…

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Lol she needs to have a KitKat!

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