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  • Lol she needs to have a KitKat!
  • What ever UT tells you I was up to in Amsterdam, don’t believe him- Himalaya! ( beat that, ha!)
  • Is Himalaya a safe word that is the brainchild of UT? [-X
  • Reminds me of a joke that involves a cartoon with figures in and around a building which you are told is a cat house/brothel. How do you know the nationality of the figures by where they are on the drawing?
    Himalayan, he's Russian, he's Finnish etc
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • I wouldn't want Tibet on my compliance Kat!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Tsk! I am flattered by your imitation! I’m sure I can get Kathmandu into a sentence somehow but I gotta sign off now, damn.
  • Err who is that?

    Secondly is it dangerous to ask?
  • Not who S, where!
    Look it up, but don't Dalai about.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • I won't be humming and amsterdamming around sir!
  • According to Wikipedia (yeah I know..)but was the first link that came up and I'm being lazy) Kathmandu means a covered shelter?

    You can also buy pashminas, singing bowls, rice paper and find a pimp. All in the same area. Bloody Bostin in Kathmandu!
    Post edited by serenity52 at 2018-02-23 15:36:58
  • There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu,
    There's a little marble cross below the town;
    There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew,
    And the Yellow God forever gazes down.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • He was known as "Mad Carew" by the subs at Khatmandu,
    He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell;
    But for all his foolish pranks, he was worshipped in the ranks,
    And the Colonel's daughter smiled on him as well.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • You lot are extracting the urine from everything I say these days. I don’t know whether to plead bullying or accept that it’s just hero-worship, but, sigh...I guess I’ll accept the latter. How tedious ( yawn).
  • Wait...what? But your the sex education guru round here. We come to thee with all of our tales of woe, unsatisfaction and insight. I haven't laughed so much in the past 3 days. I think the cold snap is getting to people's heads. :)) x
  • O contraire...Spring is Springing And we should all be aware of UT’s sap rising ( he tells us every year).

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