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Sartori

Moderators (were) Needed!
Me no Mod , seems I failed the eejit test - "Are you an eejit ?" Yes/No "Yes"...................doh! Congratulations and commiserations ...you`ll know what I mean , if not now , then later ;)

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Moderators (were) Needed!
.......phew , thank fuck I didn`t mention the dirty fork :ar!

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RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!
P.S. By the way, I'm not snitching but Sartori was taking the mick out of you being at Glasto in the 'Sexy Women' thread. [-( Splammer ! I will now live in fear of a Predator vs Abba scenario at Manchester !

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What`s the last film you watched ?
You know what actor I have trouble with? Jeff Goldblum. No matter what part he's in I'm always aware that he's acting which pretty much defeats the object. Nicolas Cage is similar but for the most part the people he plays in films …

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OMG?! Are those curls real?!
@Miirror I dont need your attention and I certainly don`t need your approval . I agree with Softlad . To me the premise of this thread is built on personal rhetoric against Alison .

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Felt Mountain Instrumentals
What an interesting idea. I'd certainly get more pleasure from listening to the instrumentals-especially for FM, all the strings, piano etc. it'd add to the experience for me I reckon... I wouldn`t sit down to listen to them , but I`d cer…

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Premiere of 'Tales of us' at Manchester Int Festival, July 17/18 2013
When I say "intimate" I meant the music & atmosphere is intimate (as opposed to an arena) , my extension is bloody massive .

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Felt Mountain Instrumentals
Depends how they were mastered as you wouldn`t need to cut frequencies etc with no vocals in the mix sans vocals , or if they`re pukka instrumentals they`d have different frequencies boosted perhaps . But none of us have ears like desert foxes , cou…

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Felt Mountain Instrumentals
Don't you think that instrumentals compromise the quality of their product? Incomplete compositions? Karaoke tracks? My mind thinks of it like the vocal versions showcase Alisons voice , even when she`s not singing , you`re awaiting it . The …

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Felt Mountain Instrumentals
But surely no artist would want their rare promos to be traded or sold for megabucks so why not just cut out the middle man and release it yourselves and take the monies? Because its not worth getting out of bed for .

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RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!
My manly credentials are about to be tested as I`m going shopping for "f****** net f****** curtains" . I aim to prove that I can go shopping for um `things` without being told and she`s given me a pass for Manchester and Somerset House....…

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I`ll get it printed on a t-shirt for Manchester , what could go wrong ?

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Premiere of 'Tales of us' at Manchester Int Festival, July 17/18 2013
Wow, Sartori... impressive interior design. Installing that big organ... you must have had a few helping hands? Yup , had to ram it in the rear , only space it would fit ......................KNOCK KNOCK ........shit gotta run , the Double Entendr…

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Premiere of 'Tales of us' at Manchester Int Festival, July 17/18 2013
Yup , its the `in` thing at the moment , thinking of painting it in orange to match my curtains haha , scrumpets are in the toaster as I type . Its the wood in the MIF that I love , even though its not fully finished in the pics , the wood , the cut…

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RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!
Regarding the troll's new thread: Corrupt the corruption!! In my opinion, Softlad & Sartori's post are the only thing worth reading. I had trouble sleeping last night due to Softlads post , due to giggling about the "Against T…

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RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!
Twice over the bloody weekend

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Premiere of 'Tales of us' at Manchester Int Festival, July 17/18 2013
Is that a picture of MIF? No , my front room , its an extension I had over the summer .

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A man goes to the circus , he gets a front row seat and the show begins , on come on the clowns and the lead clown comes over towards the man and starts to play to the audience "Whats worse than being the front or rear end of an ass? ......&qu…

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Super! Nature Notes
My grass needs cutting , please rain . This is a shot from the top of Caerphilly Mountain , Cardiff is behind me and we`re looking down into Caerphilly , I took the shot as a landscape but also to show the natural layout of the land and the patchwo…

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What are you listening to now?
China Crisis - Wishful Thinking

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Sexy Women

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RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!
^ Here, I've engineered a solution, bra's are optional... https://twitter.com/Gotham3/status/351071162576556032/photo/1 I wonder how many men look at that and wonder if theres a reverse setting ....um just saying . If anyone ever wond…

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Sexy Women
Ehh by gum , shes a bobby dazzler all reet , I like the colour in that , they understated the lipstick or it would have looked like a sea of red . I approve in a non rude thumbs up stylee .

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How do you feel today?
My last day off , the cat is prowling around my feet thinking I`m some sort of cat toy . I did the shopping yesterday , so I have the warm glow that only knowing I`ve done it can bring to me . Slightly on edge , my friend has his hearing today , fin…

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How do you feel today?
Kinda feeling let down , I`ve got to organise post Revolution entertainment all on my own , I`m running the cake stand by myself and no one even volunteered to bring crisps , let alone paper cups and plates :(

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ADMIN PLEASE NOTE: Forum issues
With all those numbers, our forum literally looks like a stock exchange market. So silly. Get rid of them. Yes , they look messy and a plus or negative number is only an indication of someone elses opinion anyway , f`rinstance if a thread on Jaz…

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OMG?! Are those curls real?!
Will there be cake ?

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OMG?! Are those curls real?!
Is this suitable for after the sacrifice ?

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What are you listening to now?
MitiS - Born ft. Collin McLoughlin (Vocal Mix)

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