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Television....
Andy will need new sponsors , he used to be sponsored by Pritt-Stick as they`re "both great on paper but shit on anything else"

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What are you listening to now?
Faithless - Crazy English Summer (feat Zoe Johnston) a song written by Zoe ,I love Zoe`s voice , her recent work with Above and Beyond is "most excellent" Faithless - Crazy English Summer by visozkaya

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You`re viewing on mobile ? they disappear for mobi for me anyway , browsing in my house though , they`re all here and fine . You`ve bust the internet again ;)

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Premiere of 'Tales of us' at Manchester Int Festival, July 17/18 2013
I don't think they will have any of sartoris bacon cake "These are bacons you`re looking for"

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How do you feel today?
.how did it go? I am utterly fantastic! I've passed my degree with a first!!!! Congratulations , save up the alcohol units for next week ;)

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Premiere of 'Tales of us' at Manchester Int Festival, July 17/18 2013
"I can see my house from here"

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What are you listening to now?
Huski - Close To The Edge

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The Gallery. Your art for our consumption.

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Premiere of 'Tales of us' at Manchester Int Festival, July 17/18 2013
I just have to remember a. I`m not in work b. I`ll be talking to real humans* c. Tone my behavior and `banter` down *to be confirmed ;)

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Premiere of 'Tales of us' at Manchester Int Festival, July 17/18 2013
;) , just checked , it says "cooked and continental breakfast" , I`ll probably be so hungry that I`d eat a scabby dog* in the morning anyway *fried

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Premiere of 'Tales of us' at Manchester Int Festival, July 17/18 2013
No I`m half Scottish

Comment by Sartori July 2013 permalink
How do you feel today?
I had chips last night, first time in ages, they were great. Might have stuffed my face eaten just a couple of chips too many , I`m now feeling gastric distress :(

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Premiere of 'Tales of us' at Manchester Int Festival, July 17/18 2013
I booked a brekky with the hotel , considering my own cooking , I expect that my pathetically low standards will be met . what was the supplement? Five earth pounds .

Comment by Sartori July 2013 permalink
How do you feel today?
I`m off out to get some chips for chip butties for myself and my son , who is off sick from school (not that sick that he can`t eat chip butties though) . Very very happy at the thought of chips and that I luckily have air con in my car .

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Premiere of 'Tales of us' at Manchester Int Festival, July 17/18 2013
I think overnight qualifies bar entry! Just have to strongarm them to stay open :D , I only have to sober up for Saturday....actually no I don`t .

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Premiere of 'Tales of us' at Manchester Int Festival, July 17/18 2013
I booked a brekky with the hotel , considering my own cooking , I expect that my pathetically low standards will be met .

Comment by Sartori July 2013 permalink
Flaming horror, bloody Norah
Bogus

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Flaming horror, bloody Norah
train

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Flaming horror, bloody Norah
plastered

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Flaming horror, bloody Norah
Faceplant

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A man and a woman go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant , sat at their table , they notice a noise from the next table coming from a round box on it , suddenly its lid opens half an inch and an eye inside looks at them and then the lids drops shut …

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Tales Of Us - 6th album - 09/09/2013
Wold it be easier to just change your signature to ask for a single ?

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Had an email from Egypt , my mrs said its a scam , I agreed and replied its probably a pyramid scheme

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Top tip for quiet people , get some massive speakers , place them 1.6km from where you want to go , reel out the cable and rig a microphone to the other end and have a wank . People will then hear you coming a mile away .

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Flaming horror, bloody Norah
swallow

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I need a hug..
the headphone types suppress all frequencies Yeah, the point of the headphone types is that you just put the one for the good ear behind it, instead of over it. One ear is better than none....maybe. :-/ It can give you a headache , I`ve had to …

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The Welcome Mat - New folks, come & say hello!
Just remember I'm Bells not Balls new peeps. I dont want to be falling out with anyone >:/ You should have posted that in the double entendre thread ;)

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Flaming horror, bloody Norah
Journalist

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I need a hug..
Cheers but if I even attempted to put one of those in I'd be liable to pass out and/or punch the person that gave me them. Not maybe the best plan, then, but ta all the same. Sorry I edited "for the gig" in , the headphone types su…

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