Counseling Christmas Carols

2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia - I think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and...
6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

^ Love it. :) Can I wheel out an oldie, in a similar vein?...
Did you hear about the overweight, alcoholic transvestite?
He just wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.

Cajun jokes

Clotilde gave her husband, Thibodeaux, a cell phone for Christmas. A few days after
Christmas Thibodeaux and his friend, Boudreaux, are at the City Bar in
Abbeville and Thibodeaux's cell phone rang. It was Clotilde. When he
hung up, he looks at Boudreaux and says, "Mais, how did she know where I
am?"
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I wasn't sure why my doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation until I saw a Dragon and shat myself

Cajun Jokes

Boudreaux and Pierre were walking through the woods one day, when
Boudreaux grabbed Pierre by the arm pulling him back. Boudreaux says,
"Whooee, Pierre, look at dat big hole you almost stepped in!" Pierre
looks down into the hole, and says, "Whooee, Boudreaux, dat sure looks
like a deep hole. I wonder how deep dat hole goes ?" They find a rock,
and throw it into the hole, listening to see how long it will take to
hit the bottom. They don't hear anything. They find a bigger rock and
repeat the process, but still don't hear it hit. Pierre notices a
railroad tie lying in the bushes, picks it up and throws it into the
hole. While they are listening for the railroad tie to hit the bottom,
a little billy goat comes running out of the bushes, runs right between
them and jumps into the hole. A few minutes later, their friend,
Thibodaux comes walking through the bushes. Boudreaux says, "Hey
Thibodaux, what you doin' way out here in de woods?" Thibodaux answers,
"Well I'm out here looking for my little billy goat." Pierre says, "You
want to hear sometin funny, Thibodaux? The strangest ting just happend.
A little billy goat just came running out dem bushes, and jumped right
in dat deep hole right dere." Thibodaux says, "Oh dat couldn't have
been my billy goat. My goat was tied to a railroad tie back in dose bushes!"

Had an email from Egypt , my mrs said its a scam , I agreed and replied its probably a pyramid scheme

So anyway .... this seal walked into a club.

@ LuDux My Mum was born at Northampton General Hospital. Its a small world. My family to Goldfrapp in one easy step  :)>-