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Ye Olde History Thread
But if you go up to Derbyshire they say "You alright duck". And in the Midlands it's "Am ya alrite bab". So I get called duck, bab, babe, kid wherever I choose to go. I haven't been called a wench yet but I'm wai…

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@Serenity52 Ears. and twat or trot The duck made sure that the guy at the counter didn't have any nails before asking for duck food, right? It's okay. It's a Friday. Haha!! We'll technically it's now Saturday but hey h…

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Ye Olde History Thread
Ahh so the next time i end up in a scuffle with someone and give them the two fingers I can say "I'm doing a bit of history teaching here!" as an excuse.

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A Duck goes into a furniture store and asks 'Got any duck food?'The guy at the counter says, 'Sorry, we don't sell duck food'.The little Duck walks out.The next day, the same Duck asks the same guy. 'Got any duck food?&…

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A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm."I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse?" said the owner."A female horth" the dwarf replies.So the owner shows him a mare."Nith…

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Ye Olde History Thread
And you will be pleased to know that I don't do Earl Grey. But I do like a nice English tea, PG tips (not THAT PG!) or Tetley. With a biscuit on the side.

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Ye Olde History Thread
It doesn't need to be unlikely at all...I think we are more alike than you think. It's like we come from the same pod!! X

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Ye Olde History Thread
Please come to England one day Whicky. I'd love to meet you for a cup of tea, and a good old chinwag.

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I think it's the management of Education systems that's in trouble and well being of staff that is at risk. Not enough being done to protect people from stress and burn out. Look at the NHS as a prime example of colossal failure. I'm…

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Ye Olde History Thread
Good God. Are you suggesting I become a holiday rep for the 18 to 30 groups. Dealing with drunkards all day, catfights, urinating in swimming pools. All day and night clubbers. Eee by gum. No. Tour operator maybe with the more intellectual? :)

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Ye Olde History Thread
Thanks for that little history nugget. Let's keep this thread going because I love all things to do with history. Any more name stories or places where you've visited please add on here. I definitely plan to see more places.

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Could always get Meghan and Harry running the country. Every hour in a bar would be a happy hour. Selfie culture will go through the roof.

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So let's simplify this a bit as it's getting a bit wordy. Alison isn't a royalist or believes in the notion of a government. Well then I'm an anarchist too.

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Yeah because that's how a mirror works?

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Such as what? Becoming an international sex star?

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What are you listening to now?
Zara Larson- Ain't my Fault https://youtu.be/eC-F_VZ2T1c

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Hmm...are you now Mrs Robinson? :))

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*Poetry*
I'm gonna have to launch a rescue operation now...next thing you know he/she will be recruited on here and their life will never be the same again. Need to look up The Dreaming. I'm sick of listening to Radio 1.

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The next time i go on a hot date: Guy: So tell me one thing about yourself that will blow my mind Me: Wanna check out my Macrame baby? I got life skills :)) I could wear one of these on each tit and REALLY blow his mind!

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I'm talking about MY OWN!!

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Kat what would I know about gardening other than lady gardens?! Now be fair purlease

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*Poetry*
F***king hell well when i find another twat who needs beating up, send her to me! Can she swim with sharks? Eat a kangaroo ball?

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RIP
I heard about his passing at work. Very sad disease that he has but my god he was a fighter. And the mind of a genius. I'd love to go and see a film dedicated to his life works.

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Ive never done anything naked apart from having a bath, shower and erm... you know. Ive never made chutney. Never done the splits. Never played the didgeridoo. Never been to a strip show. Never skinny dipped. I want to try it but either alone or wi…

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Yes I already knew that Mrs Robin (son)... I saw you in the 50 shades film outside watering Mr Greys backyard.

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Im feeling a vibe that PG is into Butterscotch Sex instead of Vanilla? :))

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Happy International Women's Day!
Has the name of this thread changed again?!

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Happy International Women's Day!
Im going to get me a medieval rack so when I start shrinking into myself I can unwind myself back...Well that's the general idea. Might break a few ribs along the way but no pain no gain.

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Oh god now Kat has upped her smut game even further... Folks let's enter the land of BDSM (again...) Who likes to swing from the chandeliers round here? It's ok...I won't tell anybody. Has anyone here had sex in public? Or somewh…

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Serenity- Keeping it real since 86! Boom! :)) Jaysus...I'm telling you now. I've learnt more about the private life of Alison Goldfrapp in the last 48 hours than I know about myself. I'd say that's a record wouldn't you!! …

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