Whickwithy said:A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm."I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm."What sort of horse?" said the owner."A female horth" the dwarf replies.So the owner shows him a mare."Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes."Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth."Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears."Nithe eerth". he says, Now...can I see her twot?"With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep in just under the horses tail. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that...Can I see her wun awound?"
Whickwithy said:A Duck goes into a furniture store and asks 'Got any duck food?'The guy at the counter says, 'Sorry, we don't sell duck food'.The little Duck walks out.The next day, the same Duck asks the same guy. 'Got any duck food?''Sorry little Duck, I told you yesterday, no duck food here. ' replied the guy.The Duck walks out.Next day, he's back again, 'Got any duck food?'The guy, getting angry, shouts 'No! How many more times must I tell you, we don't sell duck food! If you come in here, and ask me that again I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!'The Duck walks out.The next day the Duck walks in, and asks 'Got any nails? 'The guy says 'What?...erh... No!''...got any duck food?'
Whickwithy said:Ears. and twat or trotThe duck made sure that the guy at the counter didn't have any nails before asking for duck food, right?It's okay. It's a Friday.
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