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  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    Um ok. So I'm guessing the second present is gonna be a lot more exciting and wild? Am I on the wrong site? :))
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    We're not sending you any sex toys serenity, so just get that out of your mind right now. :P
    ( you'll have to buy your own)
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2018-02-20 03:34:34
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    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    But I can't possibly buy my own...that's why I need all of your expertise help. You know you are all more clued up than me. Lol.

  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    I was secretly hoping to get a naughty unicorn outfit instead!! :))
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Remember that Mrs T did a painting called Taxa? Well, this is the Taxonomic classification of the Llama.
    It's a gift to this thread that the official species designation is Lama Glama!
    Root (no rank)
    Eukaryota (domain)
    Metazoa (kingdom)
    Chordata (phylum)
    Craniata (subphylum)
    Vertebrata (no rank)
    Gnathostomata (superclass)
    Sarcopterygii (class)
    Tetrapoda (no rank)
    Amniota (no rank)
    Mammalia (class)
    Eutheria (superorder)
    Artiodactyla (order)
    Tylopoda (suborder)
    Camelidae (family)
    Lama (genus)
    Lama glama (species)
    llama (primary common name)
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2018-02-20 05:32:08
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    He’s finally lost it. First to go.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Too scientific for you Kat?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Too technical. Like, I know nothing about cars either but I do know how to replace an air freshener.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Why do we call them air fresheners when they actually release carcinogens into our breathing space?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    Lol I love it. I know nothing about cars but I can drive one!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Until recently Iuv, everybody smoked in their cars. Nothing like sitting in your own cancer greenhouse. Air freshener is a breath of fresh air (see what I did there?)
    Never smoked by the way. ( well, an odd one for a few months in my very early 20's when I had a G/F who was a nurse. All nurses smoked in them days. Doctors drank.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    I've never smoked either. I've never seen the appeal or wanted to try. I wouldn't go out with a smoker either, or with someone who had a load of body piercings and tattoos.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    I’m going to have to write to Fascination Management And request a spitting / kicking llama emoticon so that I can use it to keep this thread on track!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    Ok everybody- draw your weapons! Shit's gonna get serious.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    Hee hee. Look what I've found. Llama trekking in Yorkshire. It's a fun say open for families. Right then, who wants to play Mom and Dad? I could get away with being 13 if I stick my hair into pigtails. It could work! :))

    http://realyorkshiretours.co.uk/family-adventures/llama-trekking.php

    They even do Llama Speed dating, Hen and Stag Do's.
    Post edited by serenity52 at 2018-02-22 06:45:56
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