Last week, a guy named Richard Neill posted a long, funny comment on UK maxipad maker Bodyform's Facebook page about how the company had lied to him through their advertising campaigns over the years, leading him to believe that periods involved a lot of blue liquid, extreme sports, and fun music. It received nearly 85,000 likes. Instead of ignoring it, Bodyform responded with the video below, featuring CEO Caroline Williams (played by an actress) apologizing to Richard personally, explaining that the company needed to lie to protect men.
Hee Hee. There are days when just being vertical is an act of heroism when it’s ( you know...that time). It’s not just men though that can’t emphathise with the female condition...I know women who have never experienced the pain, torment, predictable cycle of agony and lustful cravings. None of them have been married lol.
Being vertical? Rightly hoe (I mean ho). Depends on what kind of pain, torment and cravings you are referring to. There are many different types. I'm pretty sure being married comes with it's own set of pain and torment
I'm pretty sure I already know this woman!! I have officially burst every rib in my body watching this. This would be my WORST nightmare in front of a bloke. Heck, actually make that anyone.
Richard Neill Richard Neill A bit of a plonk And a slippery eel
Had no idea No idea at all That periods were painful Bloody and raw
He thinks that menstrual blood is blue And that we mope around all day in the loo He clearly didn't attend sex ed at school And now he's hanging his head in shame like a fool.
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in.