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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Honestly, I gulp it down so quickly that it doesn't even matter.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Oh for Heaven’s sake, someone needs to step in here and clean up this dirty ole town. You may have your Profanosaurus UT ( and Gawd knows what you’ve got Iuv) but I’ve got my Smuttometer and the needle has gone off the scale. Go to your rooms boys, wash your hands and return when you’ve relieved yourselves.
    Tsk tsk.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Relieved yourself? The smut just goes on and on =))
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2018-02-20 05:06:55
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    I'm not sure if I can pull that off Kat !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    I do believe that Mrs Robin is actually encouraging you two gentlemen to indulge in a bit of self play. The horror!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    I like Iuv, but only as a friend! I think he likes it a bit rough ( and a bit more masculine) than I could give!

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    And which one of the two are you in that picture? You'll have to step up your game then!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Stewie obviously!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    This is how I would imagine the first meeting between UT and Iuv to look like.

    UT comes on to the stage first fluttering his feathers.

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    Post edited by serenity52 at 2018-02-20 05:46:49
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    As he gallops around the stage, Iuv comes in striking a strong pose.


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    Post edited by serenity52 at 2018-02-20 05:49:17
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Nah! UT is hot. If he and I were to meet in person, he'd never see Mrs UT again. Nor would he ever again see the upside of the bed covers.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Urban_Tribesman said:

    I like Iuv, but only as a friend! I think he likes it a bit rough ( and a bit more masculine) than I could give!




    Oops, sorry! I didn't see this. BTW, I don't receive, and I always give it gently.

    Well, most of the time.

    Next topic.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    KatRobin said:

    Oh for Heaven’s sake, someone needs to step in here and clean up this dirty ole town. You may have your Profanosaurus UT ( and Gawd knows what you’ve got Iuv) but I’ve got my Smuttometer and the needle has gone off the scale. Go to your rooms boys, wash your hands and return when you’ve relieved yourselves.
    Tsk tsk.

    Dear me! Sorry I missed all this. I've been on Craigslist all night. Speaking of which, why would I ever need to relieve myself?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    That's what Grinder is for!
    Anyway, I'm not for Iuv. I have yet to perfect the art of breathing with my face in a pillow.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Will make that trip back to Arizona one day Iuv, I promise!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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