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  • Thats why this thread is called confused.com!!
  • I'm confused as to why we need a thread called confused.com. What are we confused about?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • It's meant to be a joke!! It's whatever you want it to be.
  • Wait...what?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • I don’t get it either. Guess I’m in.
  • Blimey... what's with people today?? We are all entitled to an opinion. If some people can't handle it, too bad.
  • Now I'm really confused !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Huh?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Want me to REPEAT this again!! Hello people!! Wakey wakey!! Freedom of Speech or have we forgot the basics?
  • I'm now confused as to what we are actually arguing about. It all started when you said someone said you looked Jewish/Spanish/Egyptian.
    Perhaps it is they that are confused here ? I suspect you have a secret you have not disclosed. This is fine.
    We all have secrets here. Some more than others !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Well my secret is about Victoria.

    (Get it? Victoria's Secret? I'll get me coat.)
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Where am I?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • My secret is I am a government operative that removes obstacles to the greater interests of the UK, hence my trips abroad.
    Damn. Now I need a new identity! I'm really confused!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Why are we talking about secrets now? Shouldn't the thread be called secrets.com?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • That would just be confusing.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.

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