Try and beat this. My step dad bless him was cooking pork loins t'other night. Well there he was going all Gordon Ramsay adding in a punch of this and a pinch of that.

All was calm in the house until i heard a massive shriek. Instead of adding in paprika powder, he added in a shit load of cinnamon powder instead. The entire frying pan and pork was coated in a thick layer of cinnamon.

Mum went ballistic and told my step dad he is as blind as a bat and needs to sort his eye sight out. Step dad runs out to the corner shop to buy more pork and im trying to scrub the life out of the frying pan.

I will never look at cinnamon in the same way again.

Do you understand the difference between the right and the left, the so-called conservatives and the liberals?  I finally do.  What a revelation!  It explains so much, like Trump, like Brexit.

I didn't say it made it any more palatable, just understandable.

If you don't understand an irrationality, how do you intend on doing something about it?

I'm sorry you feel that way.  To say I am offended is an understatement.

And, that is why it hurt.  I do realize you were joking now.