A threesome? You have to tell all. No one likes a tease. Bad memories of my shady twenties are coming back to haunt me!

I can't make sense of it if you're going to go all Pre-Rapaelite and Neo-Romantic on us! And don't get me started on the hypocrisy and misogyny in the Bible!

Are you writing a philosophical treatise then? Will us Frappers get signed copies?

Oh you really should WW, I'd be absolutely honoured. Send me an IM if you really mean it and I'll give you my address.
On a ( sort of) similar note, I've finally got the first draft of my sex education book / teachers' tool finished, sent off for professional accreditation ( hopefully) and copyrighted. My absolute dream job would be to be a professional advocate for the subject and somehow work to convince parliament that the subject MUST be made statutory ( can you believe it still isn't in this day and age in England?).
That's my third dream job anyway. First would be skivvy in the Goldfrapp entourage ( I'm not proud) and second would be llama farmer.
IM me!!!!

Probably.

Tumescent Teacher's boring tool. This is comedy gold, right here!