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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    36. Count 11 twice.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    Sorry, but I am not renumbering.  Too much of a pain in the ass.

    I especially like this set of ten...









    31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.  





    32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.





    33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."





    34. Drum on every available surface.





    35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.





    36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.





    37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.





    38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.





    39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.





    40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

    Post edited by Whickwithy at 2016-07-05 09:01:40
    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    In this day and age WW we are all stressed and irascible, but you....you need therapy. I'm sure we could manage a whip round.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    There she goes with the whips again.
    Are you a Dominatrix KR? All thigh high leather boots and corset? :x
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
    Posts: 5,681
    :x :x :x
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
    Posts: 5,377
    At least she left her crack out of it this time.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
    Posts: 5,163
    Kat, Kat, Kat.  What kind of therapy did you have in mind?
    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
    Posts: 2,769
    Well thanks for revealing my true profession....but even more thanks for showing the world what I really look like. I was doing such a good job of fooling everybody- I thought. >-)
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Is that bondage gear in my wardrobe? Of corset is.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
    Posts: 5,681
    I know a thong about that !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
    Posts: 5,163
    Profession or passion?  If you enjoy what you do, you will never work a day in your life.  ;~j
    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
    Posts: 2,769
    Just to pop the bubble ( I'm 'fraid).... I'm going to walk my mutts now then bake banana bread when I get back. My poor other half has had Ofsted today ( for you Yankees that's the teaching inspectors). She'll be very stressed when she gets home. So my rubber alter ego is going back in the closet this eve and my cuddly homely wifey side is coming out.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    I think Cath might prefer some rubber defined bondage/S&M sex play to be honest. She has been handling twats all day after all!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
    Posts: 5,163
    Teaching in England is sounding a lot like teaching in the U.S.  Managed by mutts.  That's the usual case in most businesses but teaching seems to attract a special breed.

    Give her a good massage or two.  Head massages do wonders.

    You know, with all of the word differences that I am discovering here, it's just downright amazing we can communicate at all!  Ofsted?  Really?  Weird word.
    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
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