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  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    Goth Barbie
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    "They're coming to get you, Barbara" Barbie?
    Post edited by iuventus at 2015-01-27 12:16:26
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    iuventus said:

    It's not pink.


    Cookie hasn't chipped his way to the inner sanctum yet. That could yet disclose a wet, glistening, pink interior.
    Ew! How about the recepticle from which the Alien face huggers emerge? Perhaps your computer room under the stairs is like the interstices of the good ship Nostromo Cookie. Perhaps the stump has been capped with mortar to keep 'them' in !
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2015-01-27 14:29:56
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Shiny and warm...mmmm. My classy stepfather pulled me aside when I brought a Black girl home. His words of wisdom: "Well, they're all pink on the inside."

    Anyhow, I'm still hoping for a Giallo style ending. Sorry, cookiee!
    Post edited by iuventus at 2015-01-27 14:33:38
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down cookiee_munstercookiee_munster
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    ok. have i totally imagined this or way back in 05/06 did madonna release a single with a remix with jane fonda's workout regime mixed into it???

    EDIT- bah! haha! nostromo cookiee. lol. i love it. still no more new im afraid guys. well... the floor in there i think has effloresence growing out of it. and the base of the concrete stump is actually bricks...
    Post edited by cookiee_munster at 2015-01-30 13:40:54
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Eerie! Doesn't folklore claim that efflorescence is the souls of the dead seeping slowly back into the world of the living?
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    iuventus said:

    Eerie! Doesn't folklore claim that efflorescence is the souls of the dead seeping slowly back into the world of the living?


    What, Cookie's house is built on an old Native American graveyard? That's a bit unlucky in the UK.
    Base is bricks, then the top is definatley mortar. Even more reason to getting chipping with a bolster CM!
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    The Native Americans discovered the British Isles long before Columbus did. Don't you watch the Discovery Channel?
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    If UT really knew his British History...he would know it's a remnant from the "Beaker People." There's a mound of evidence supporting it. (You don't have to live near Stonehenge to realize that.)
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    I was thinking that they might use another term to refer to the lore of the British Isles and use the term 'folklore' exclusively for that of Native Americans. Who knows?
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down BottleheadBottlehead
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    iuventus said:

    The Native Americans discovered the British Isles long before Columbus did. Don't you watch the Discovery Channel?





    Wasn't that on your Fox News?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PetPet
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    Ponygurl said:

    If UT really knew his British History...he would know it's a remnant from the "Beaker People." There's a mound of evidence supporting it. (You don't have to live near Stonehenge to realize that.)



    I wonder what a Beaker Person would think about her people being known by that name today.  I think it might be:

    "Hoi!  Our beakers were pretty snazzy, but there's a lot more to our culture than that!"

    It's a bit like 21st Century people being known in the future as the Plastic Crap People.  Or maybe not, come to think of it.  Plastic Crap People seems fair enough.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    The word 'Beaker' is not used enough in my opinion. We should reintroduce it as a homage.
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    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    I notice no-one questioned native Americans discovering the British Isles before Columbus did. Columbus was born around 1450? The Romans had been gone from Britain for a 1,000 years before he was born.
    As for Native American burials grounds @ PG, I thought you realised all Brits got their knowledge of American history and culture from The Simpsons and Family Guy.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down BottleheadBottlehead
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    ^ cough
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