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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
    Posts: 5,377
    What ever happened to wild cherry?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
    Posts: 5,675
    Ponygurl said:

    Sartori said:

    Urban_Tribesman said:

    Ponygurl said:

    I like my women like I like my coffee- cold, bitter and all over my lap.


    Surely you missed well frothed?



    Fanny Batter .



    Is that a new flavor of lip gloss? Sounds like it would taste ahmazing.... :D

    Maybe it's Maybelline?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Paul Daniels. Now there's a name to conjure with ! (Insert David Copperfield if you are from across the pond).
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
    Posts: 5,675
    Ponygurl said:

    @UT "You never answered my question though. I am now really concerned that I am a lesbian trapped inside a heterosexual man's body."



    (Plus on your list, you never said anything about licking pussy...who gives a fuck about "shopping." Actually, upon re-reading your list, you might be a gay man trapped in a heterosexual man's body. No offense.)


    Can't be gay PG. I only like having sex with girls.
    The cat, by the way, was an illusion, all done with clever editing. It was Ford's evil Ka that did it anyway !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
    Posts: 5,157
    Cajun jokes:

    Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were talking yesterday. Thibodeaux had been out for a few days with the flu. Boudreaux asked him how he was feeling. "Aw I'm alot better, tanks. You know, it was a wonderful asperance." he replied. Boudreaux asked "Wonderful? How can de flu be wonderful?" "Well, I learned that my Clotile really loves me. You know dat whenever the mailman came by or
    de milkman headed toward the door, Clotile ran out to meet dem an' I could hear her all excited, yelling at dem 'My husband is home! My husband is home!"

    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
    Posts: 1,854

    		Confucius say: Man who lies on tracks undergoes intense physical training
    Post edited by LuDux at 2014-10-06 16:57:17
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
    Posts: 2,501
    An Irishman walks out of a bar....
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
    Posts: 5,675
    The big bad wolf found little red riding hood in the forest on the way to Granma's.
    "Hey, little red riding hood," shouts the wolf, "unbutton your blouse and let me suck your tits"
    Little red riding hood puts down her basket, walks up to the wolf, tugs down her panties and says, "in the book, it says your supposed to eat me " !
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2014-12-13 18:21:48
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
    Posts: 2,769
    Who are the site administrators around here? You need censorship you do. Or someone should do you like a Christmas turkey and stuff your orifices with oranges. Oh gawd....you'd probably like that wouldn't you?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
    Posts: 5,675
    KatRobin said:

    Who are the site administrators around here? You need censorship you do. Or someone should do you like a Christmas turkey and stuff your orifices with oranges. Oh gawd....you'd probably like that wouldn't you?



    ;)
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2014-12-13 05:29:38
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down BottleheadBottlehead
    Posts: 159
    Steady on, Kat, it's only one misplaced apostrophe ;-) ;-)
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
    Posts: 5,675
    Bottlehead said:

    Steady on, Kat, it's only one misplaced apostrophe ;-) ;-)


    Thanks for pointing that out Stephen. I have corrected. Hopefully, Queen Kat will now offer forgiveness !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
    Posts: 5,675
    Did you hear about the dyslexic Messiah?
    He turned a waiter into wine !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
    Posts: 2,769
    Yo Bottlehead is back! 
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
    Posts: 5,157
    A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said,
    "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made
    babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the
    same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to
    become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You
    lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her
    side of the family."
    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
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