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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Ponygurl said:

    ...what the hell are you doing inside of Victoria's Secret?!


    Looking for clues.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    God likes Quavers .
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Halloween_JackHalloween_Jack
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    @Dreeke @Anoukvdm I had a Dutch couple last night and they wrote down their (sur)name as what looked to me like 'slugs'. Any idea what it might actually have been?
    Post edited by Halloween_Jack at 2014-07-22 16:20:26
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Halloween_JackHalloween_Jack
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    I didn't take their email or phone num and he's left behind a v expensive shirt!
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down PetPet
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    Assuming that he has your email and/or phone number, and that the shirt really is very expensive, I imagine that he'll contact you.
    My website: http://petjeffery.co.uk/
    See also: http://chomupress.com/our-books/jane/
    And on Amazon: http://www.amazon.co.uk/-/e/B009CAXH8G
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Halloween_JackHalloween_Jack
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    Yes, that's true! Although, like Alison, I enjoy a bit of detective work :-) His first name is 'Jan' and he runs a company which employs 1600 disabled people. That narrows it down a bit...
    Post edited by Halloween_Jack at 2014-07-23 04:09:35
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down PetPet
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    I imagine you putting on your deerstalker and taking a bloodhound to the Netherlands to sniff out a concentration of 1600 disabled people.  (Elementary, Watson.  This type of rubber is only used for the tyres of Dutch wheelchairs.)  The game's afoot!
    My website: http://petjeffery.co.uk/
    See also: http://chomupress.com/our-books/jane/
    And on Amazon: http://www.amazon.co.uk/-/e/B009CAXH8G
  • Vote Up0Vote Down JeronimoooJeronimooo
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    Well @halloween_Jack, "jan slugs" is an very unlikely name, even for the Dutch. Maybe you can make a scan/photograph of his name in your guestbook and PM that to me? Perhaps I can think of a more plausible last name when I see that...
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Halloween_JackHalloween_Jack
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    Peter - nice imagery :-) I do have a canine helper (although he's more of a biscuithound), but would need to enlist a Watson!

    Jeronimooo - sorry I forgot to include you! Unfortunately, I had the chap write their name only on the receipt (as I didn't recognize the name when he said it, so hadn't a clue how to spell it) which of course was then given to him... so I saw it only briefly. Had a vague idea it could have been 'Sluys'??

    It's a Tommy Hilfiger shirt btw, and it's my size.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Well, obviously the shirt was left as a tip !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Before you wear it, just make sure he didn't use it as a cum towel.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Nah, he was Dutch. Would have just wiped it on the curtains and then had a 'shmoke'.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Halloween_JackHalloween_Jack
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    Tut-tut, you 2! I do hope he doesn't stumble upon this forum/thread.

    Oh, another thing I remembered... he runs a shop that sells antiques... specifically antique toys. Not a fan of Dinkys though.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    By the way, check out the Dutch names Struys & Stuyt.
    Post edited by iuventus at 2014-07-23 16:11:30
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    It reminds me of a joke.
    A Frenchman, an Italian and a Mancunian are in a bar, bragging about their love making prowess.
    The Frenchman say's 'when I make love to my wife (or mistress, he is French after all) she has such a wonderful time that she that her whole body shimmers and vibrates on the top of the bed'.
    The Italian say's ' Ah, when I make love to my wife, ( or mistress yadda yadda) she finds the experience so ecstatic that she seems to float about a metre above the bed'.
    'That's nothing' say's the Mancunian, ' when I've finished having sex with my wife, and I get up and wipe my cock on the curtains, she hits the roof!'
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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