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  • Yes, you're quite clever.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • You're quite smart. (Psst..your turn...say something about being beautiful or something)
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2014-01-30 01:37:22
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  • And pretty?
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Well you're a genius!
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  • For men, it seems the pre-occupation is money rather than looks.  And, it mostly works, if you don't mind facile, brainless women who don't really like sex that much but realize it comes with the package.
  • I think that you're all just hanging out with the wrong people--superficial people. I like people for who they are; I attract people who go for the same.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Ponygurl said:

    Just thinking that picture of Madonna at the Grammys is bloody awful. Gold teeth and the hairy chin. Get it sorted love. All the money you have get a ladyshave!!!  >:)






    I'm going to say something a bit radical now. I was concerned about her because she looked as if she was on something..that's it. She is the mother of it all though really. Love her or hate her, she was the ground breaker for women in pop music...even if she used her sexuality to do it. Did she make some questionable choices on the road to fame? Yes, but as we know...fame is an illusion, she was seeking love. Here comes the radical bit-

    Why can't we Love women for who they are? Why must they be perfect looking and shaved? Why has this myth been perpetuated? What puts men in a different position? Do we require them to be a perfect weight, shaved everywhere, and wear makeup? Do we make an industry off of enhancing their beauty? Do we degrade men for not living up to a beauty standard? Do we tell men their ball sacs are too saggy and they have to get a hair weave? Do we tell men to shave their bodies and lose weight, because if they don't...they wouldn't be attractive? The lies, the lies that the media sells to us. They are SELLING it, they want you to buy. No wonder so many women are depressed. If you look like "this"...we will love you. Are you buying into it?

    We are not each others enemies. I LOVE all women. Different races, ages, different shapes...the female must be revered. Women must respect women. I know I'm getting into a bit of feminist rant right now, and I'm not just addressing you HB. It's how we were conditioned. The media has sold you an idea of beauty. They want you to buy.


    Christ almighty, what lit a rocket up your arse? As you could probably see from my little "devil" picture it was not a comment meant to be offensive about Madonna or women in general but just a joke.  A JOKE PEOPLE!!
    Lest you dont realise Im a girl but I like to think one with a sense of humour which wholeheartedly gets fucking lost on this board majority of the time. This sort of feminism seriously gets on my tits. Oh my God I said tits naughty me. 
    I have a face like a bag of spanners and would much rather look like Madonna but at the end of the day I am me. 
    Im the first to point out I hate over sexualisation on pop videos exploiting women etc but nothings going to change until some women start saying in public ENOUGH. Beyonce, Rihanna Miley fucking Cyrus. 
    There you go, thats my rant over and dont see why yet again on this board I have had to fucking defend myself on something very,very trivial!

  • Oh Hells, you don't have to defend yourself to me...I was just in rant mode, nothing personal. I guess I'm just sick of the idea of perfection. My point was women are often the target. Men and women both do it to women. I think i was spurred on too because one of my family members wants to get a tit job. I mean when was the last time you heard, "He would be the perfect man, if only he had bigger, firmer balls." Would men then go out and get "ball" jobs? Men aren't picked apart like women, well not nearly as bad at least. It's just wrong.

    Not sure what a bag of spanners means, but I'm sure you're lovely.
    Post edited by Ponygurl at 2014-01-30 22:19:29
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  • For men, it seems the pre-occupation is money rather than looks.  And, it mostly works, if you don't mind facile, brainless women who don't really like sex that much but realize it comes with the package.





    I guess money could buy them the trophy wife they've always wanted.
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  • Exactly.  With all of the superficial concerns washed away with liposuction, and lots of surgery.  Seriously, though, PG, the most staggering women I've known in my life have just become more awesome with age.  There have been very few.

    Did you notice the flight of the buzzkill?  I hope it doesn't get its claws caught in the carpet.
  • Ponygurl said:

    Oh Hells, you don't have to defend yourself to me...I was just in rant mode, nothing personal. I guess I'm just sick of the idea of perfection. My point was women are often the target. Men and women both do it to women. I think i was spurred on too because one of my family members wants to get a tit job. I mean when was the last time you heard, "He would be the perfect man, if only he had bigger, firmer balls." Would men then go out and get "ball" jobs? Men aren't picked apart like women, well not nearly as bad at least. It's just wrong.

    Not sure what a bag of spanners means, but I'm sure you're lovely.



    Its alright PG Im not upset sweetheart (wipes tears away from corner of eye with lady handkerchief).
    Bag of spanners, bit like a munter really. Im sure it must be on Google 
    8-X
  • ^ You are fucking hilarious Hells! This is what I found on urban dic.
    Munter:
    Most often used to describe an incredibly unattractive female who you wouldn't touch with a shitty stick.

    Come on now Hells..you already know that A_is_A or I would do you for accent alone, haha! For fucks sake, stop comparing...we love ya babe. I'm sure your football knowledge gives you an edge with the lads as well!
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  • On a perverted sidenote, when I looked up munter...Leilani Munter popped up. Sweet Jesus, looks like I'll be making a trip to Daytona. That is all.
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  • Ponygurl said:

    On a perverted sidenote, when I looked up munter...Leilani Munter popped up. Sweet Jesus, looks like I'll be making a trip to Daytona. That is all.

    Ponygurl said:


    Ponygurl said:

    Once worked as a photo double for Catherine Zeta Jones. Yeah, I can see that.



    LeilaniCloseUp.jpg
  • Ponygurl said:

    ^ You are fucking hilarious Hells! This is what I found on urban dic.
    Munter:
    Most often used to describe an incredibly unattractive female who you wouldn't touch with a shitty stick.

    Come on now Hells..you already know that A_is_A or I would do you for accent alone, haha! For fucks sake, stop comparing...we love ya babe. I'm sure your football knowledge gives you an edge with the lads as well!



    Ahh, you would just love my common Northamptonshire accent then  :\">

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