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Sartori · Post edited by Sartori at 2013-07-10 05:37:15

A man and a woman go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant , sat at their table , they notice a noise from the next table coming from a round box on it , suddenly its lid opens half an inch and an eye inside looks at them and then the lids drops shut . The couple look at each other and carry on eating , about 5 minutes later , the same thing happens again , the lid lifts slightly and the eye looks at them . They call over the waiter and ask "Excuse me , but what is in that box please ? " , the waiter replies , "Oh that sir , thats the Peking Duck" .

LuDux

whisperit

Allow me to recommend The Daily Mash

(today's headline, "Protestants Parading Around Like a Bunch of Dildos Again")

Sartori

I love the Daily Mash, it goes to my Faceboook feed. I can also recommend The Poke.

Whickwithy

The Onion?

whisperit

^yes, the Onion is good. It does have a tendency to prolong the joke though, dont you think?

LuDux

whisperit said:
^yes, the Onion is good. It does have a tendency to prolong the joke though, dont you think?

The_Carpathian · Post edited by The_Carpathian at 2013-07-13 18:35:50

LuDux said:

whisperit said:
^yes, the Onion is good. It does have a tendency to prolong the joke though, dont you think?

The way Stewert Lee repeatedly hammers a joke home is akin to a sniper hitting a bullseye with his first shot then managing to fire off more rounds repeatedly & perfectly through the hole the initial one made.

Absolute genius. I wonder how long it takes somebody who knows his style well to realise that clip's twist :D

whisperit

^Yes. Funny, that. I love Stewart Lee, but get bored with The Onion.

whisperit

Adapted from a tv programme last night:

A photon walks into the check-in at an airport.

"I'd like a ticket to Paris, please"

"That'll be £99, sir," says the attendant. "Now, do you need to check in any luggage?"

"No thanks," says the photon, "I'm travelling light"

ithankyou

Whickwithy

Hahahaha! Very good!

whisperit

Thanks, ww.

Here's another scienctific one - though you'll have to have a passing familiarity with British currency to get it.

Man walks into a bar

"I'd like a pint of adenosine tri-phosphate please"

"Certainly sir. That'll be eighty p"

Halloween_Jack

^ Took me a while to get that! :))

This one only works if you are old enough to remember that Trans World Airlines (TWA) was an American airline (until bought out and merged in 2001).

Hostess: "Hello sir, would you like some of our TWA coffee?"

Man: "No, but I'll have some of your TWA tea!"

Whickwithy

I'm guessing a really good knowledge of biologics and chemistry wouldn't hurt, either.
;)

Whickwithy

Goodness! Finally go it, Whisperit!
:D

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