Is the answer to this thread question Have a little wank, have a little cry?
I spluttered my coffee at that , not a sympathetic euphemism though .
"Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore" "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
It's good to be back after being locked out for so long I can tell you!
No I'm not down for any of the gigs. I seem to have missed all of them including the Hammersmith one where the Nosebleed City seats were still available in theory but in practice the site timed out before I could book.