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  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    Im feeling a vibe that PG is into Butterscotch Sex instead of Vanilla? :))
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    I can’t knit, sorry to burst another bubble in 48 hours! I’ve never made chutney, done macrame or joined a quilt making women’s group either. I play in dungeons tho lol.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    Yes I already knew that Mrs Robin (son)... I saw you in the 50 shades film outside watering Mr Greys backyard.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    Ive never done anything naked apart from having a bath, shower and erm... you know. Ive never made chutney. Never done the splits. Never played the didgeridoo. Never been to a strip show.

    Never skinny dipped. I want to try it but either alone or with a partner.

    The hell is macrame?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Darling......you’re showing your age again. Look it up under 70s survival skills. I actually saw a macrame three tiered plant pot holder yesterday and was tempted to buy it. I pulled myself back from the brink just in time.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    Kat what would I know about gardening other than lady gardens?!

    Now be fair purlease
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    AHA! OUTED AT LAST! I will send you an honorary gnome to decorate yours with.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    I'm talking about MY OWN!!
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    The next time i go on a hot date:

    Guy: So tell me one thing about yourself that will blow my mind

    Me: Wanna check out my Macrame baby? I got life skills :)) I could wear one of these on each tit and REALLY blow his mind!


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    Post edited by serenity52 at 2018-03-14 16:07:03
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    I’m glad I’ve enlightened you about something this eve Serenity. I’m still working on the other.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    Hmm...are you now Mrs Robinson? :))
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    KatRobin said:

    Darling......you’re showing your age again. Look it up under 70s survival skills. I actually saw a macrame three tiered plant pot holder yesterday and was tempted to buy it. I pulled myself back from the brink just in time.



    I used to make those for fun. Jute and wooden beads.
    Post edited by iuventus at 2018-03-14 16:21:36
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Get back to it Iuv, I predict a revival.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    I'm busy with other projects.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    Such as what? Becoming an international sex star?
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