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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    It seems we have a flock of tap dancing camels at the moment. This is Eva from tonight's Coronation Street.
    It must be the season. The glorious 18th or something!

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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    Oh. Em. Gee.

    Too much pink Eva. Anyway I missed tonight's episode. UT can you update me. Dastardly Maria tried tries to get one over on our Eva but I reckon Eva gets pregnant for real this time.

    I grew up on Corrie. Watched it since a child.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Aden decides to come clean before the service and tells Eva about his affair with Maria and begs Eva to still marry him
    Maria tells people that her kid is sick so can't go to the wedding but secretly goes to the venue to sabotage the service
    Toyah see her in a window of the venue, goes up to her room and manages to lock her in the toilet
    After a long wait Eva turns up and has decided to go through with the wedding
    Marie escapes the bathroom and crashes the wedding. She has hid pics of the fake scan under everyone's seat. She announces to everyone that the pregnancy is fake.
    Aden looks like thunder and demands an explanation ( you were knocking off Marie dumbass, don't get huffy)!
    Eva cries
    Credits roll.
    Vic Reeves appears in a cameo role with Norris and Mary.
    Michelle is beginning to suspect Tim is the stalker
    Rita does not have Dementia (hurrah). She has a brain tumour ( boo)
    That's about it.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    I hate what they are doing to Rita!! She is like my Nanna. The scene where she fell in the Rivers and they're all standing there like muppets was stupid!

    I can't watch any scene with Rita in it now. Too much to bear as I have grown up with Coronation Street since the 1990s.

    Maria needs a good wallop and to be stuck on Alisons super penis (I mean rocket!) and sent into outer space to join the mummified man out there from the rocket video. He's probably in orbit by now! :))
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    https://image.ibb.co/ddTHDk/fark_Krl_a_a3fmf_Ead_K8_W22tk6_ON5_Y.gif
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down serenity52serenity52
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    LuDux your really vandalising this thread. That picture is just disgusting on every level.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    I thought it was 'The twisted and disturbing are welcome'?
    That qualifies.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    For some reason, this photo has given me the Ear Worm of Slippage ! ( No, not you, @Slippage)

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    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2017-09-20 17:46:59
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Urban_Tribesman said:

    I thought it was 'The twisted and disturbing are welcome'?
    That qualifies.



    We've been through this already, U_T.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    I know. It's getting epidemic ( and just a little surreal )

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    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2017-09-20 17:37:38
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    So, you think the woman's body is twisted and disturbing?  How interesting.
    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    I think he referred to the photo as surreal. Notice that there's a giant phallic symbol chasing her down the beach.

    The thread is meant to be 'entertaining.' 'The twisted and disturbing are welcome,' not mandatory.

    Put down the brandywine, WW. It makes you cranky
    Post edited by iuventus at 2017-09-20 22:46:12
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    iuventus said:

    I think he referred to the photo as surreal. Notice that there's a giant phallic symbol chasing her down the beach.

    The thread is meant to be 'entertaining.' 'The twisted and disturbing are welcome,' not mandatory.

    Put down the brandywine, WW. It makes you cranky




    Sometimes elephant is elephant
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Sometimes.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
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