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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Smart idea but you end up carrying a sink plunger with you all day
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • It would be a great way to get your own back on any bloke frottaging you on The Tube.
  • Who hasn't been goosed on the Tube!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • You wouldn't think that if you have seen Jeff in Thor Ragnarök
    Do you have the word 'camp' where you live?
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • You wouldn't think that if you have seen Jeff in Thor Ragnarök
    Do you have the word 'camp' where you live?

    We did use to go to camp, but usually to place  where we don't live
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • But we didn't have Renaissance Fairs. At least none happened in da vincinity
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Well, in the UK, Camp usually means to go out and set up tents, and it is also a base for a ( usually military) organisation, like an army camp, like Camp Bastion in Afghanistan.
    It also has another meaning. Gay or Homosexual in an outrageously loud, overt and flowery way. Mr Humphries in ‘Are You Being Served’ was camp, as is Julian Cleary. Men with big moustaches and leather caps are not camp. When your are Camp you mince when you walk ( quick short steps with your legs kept close together) one arm held upwards with the wrist bent.
    Welcome to the British version of Camp!
    This is how Jeff Goldblum’ character presents in Thor Ragnerök.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Looks like he might have Parkinson's disease.
    If I were dead, could I do this?
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein