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  • Sound quality on this is a pretty cruddy - which only goes to show what a good singer DH is

  • whispered said:

    Sound quality on this is a pretty cruddy - which only goes to show what a good singer DH is

    Much worse at dancing thou


    Post edited by LuDux at 2019-10-29 18:47:19
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • LuDux said:

    whispered said:

    Sound quality on this is a pretty cruddy - which only goes to show what a good singer DH is

    Much worse at dancing thou






    Yep, she is a terrible dancer. Which reassures me that she is human after all
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
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    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2020-04-16 09:28:43
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Nigella. Yum.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Nigella's taste in men is atrocious. So maybe you're in with a chance.... ;)
  • Aww, that’s so nice! 
    If I posted a picture of Mrs UT right now, you would see I’ve got about as close as you can get!
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.

  • Alison Goldfrapp is a complete turn-off to me now.

    Ugh. I hate how these ignorant singers jump on the vaccine bandwagon of Bill Gates- who’s killed, maimed and sterilized children all over the world with them, and who hung out with pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Nevermind his IBM nazi ties.

    What bloody sheep.

    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Alison is sweet as honeysuckle.
    If I were dead, could I do this?