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The Double Entendre Thread - Fill Your Boots
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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      Im now giving a thrust to give birth to a thread that -
    1. Makes people titter and then feel dirty... in a bad way
    2. Be the first thread deleted by the mods under Human Rights Violations (Forum Amendments 2013) .
      The premise is simple (like me) - as many double entendres as you can ram in the tight space of a 20 word sentence. Try it , its harder than it looks . 

    I rammed my dishwasher with my dirty utensils, put some liquid in, then it scrubbed until it had its way 
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-07-09 11:34:44
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down The_CarpathianThe_Carpathian
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    A beautiful woman walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre............


    ......so he gave her one.
    A million fires before your harvest comes. To burn out.
    Wear the mask of a heathen. For the moon's lonely eyes.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    I once went fishing and had to fight a big beaver , I gave it a good licking
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Hells_BellsHells_Bells
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    I like watching politics programmes as I do like a good mass debate :-B
    Post edited by Hells_Bells at 2013-07-09 12:14:29
  • Vote Up0Vote Down The_CarpathianThe_Carpathian
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    I notice nobody has popped round and slapped one in for a while?

    Is it too hard?
    A million fires before your harvest comes. To burn out.
    Wear the mask of a heathen. For the moon's lonely eyes.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Hells_BellsHells_Bells
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    ^
    I thought perhaps my last comment had put people of but then I though perhaps there not all common like me \m/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    I get apprehensive meeting strangers, as I get a bit embarrassed if I come across a woman.
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-07-14 12:24:48
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    My first "too far" delete , it involved hot women and liquid , you can write your own ;)
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-07-18 15:52:41
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KiyuriKiyuri
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    Gods, anyone would think the people of this forum are rampant perverts ramming smut into every crack.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down thathurtthathurt
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    As if. Its a British past time.
    We all look better in the dark.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down CervusCervus
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    I always find it is rather hard to come here, never quite sure where to put myself!
    Post edited by Cervus at 2013-07-19 02:57:10
    '' Sometimes I think I've felt everything I'm ever going to feel and from here on out I'm not going to feel anything new, just lesser versions of what I've already felt ''
  • Vote Up0Vote Down iuventusiuventus
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    Cervus said:

    I always find it is rather hard to come here, never quite sure where to put myself!



    I'd be happy to lend you a hand if you'd let me come with you.
    Post edited by iuventus at 2013-07-19 04:16:22
    If I were dead, could I do this?
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    This was a real cover story headline on one of the women`s weekly mags , Now , OK , Lady Garden Weekly or somesuch . It was a quote from Kerry Katona .... yeah , not exactly the Times is it haha

    "I lost 1/2 stone with juicing"  ......
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
  • Vote Up0Vote Down pob06pob06
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    Hehe :-)
  • Vote Up0Vote Down SartoriSartori
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    I had to clean my grill out , had sausages last night , they don`t half make a mess when they spit . 
    Post edited by Sartori at 2013-07-23 12:12:55
    "Read my posts and see why we`re not allowed nice things anymore"
    photo 5a6eb769-bc12-4596-bbe8-709fc2bb0d5e.jpg
    "Brought to you straight from the People`s Republic of There`s Something Wrong With You . The Hoi Polloi Capital of the World"
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