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They are happy looking animals, aren't they?The Sentient Struggle For Transformation
https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/ -
As you know, I'll be jobless in a few weeks...
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While tossing and turning sleeplessly last night I actually made a joke up!! ( this is a rarity). Here goes-
Did you hear the one about the alpaca farmer who made his animals wear plastic macs to protect their wool from the sun?
They ended up llaminated.
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Oh God, there was another I thought of too.
Why did Silver Eye take four years to complete?
Will was struggling to get a moog on.
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^^ You'll be better off not trying to make jokes ;)
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KatRobin said:
While tossing and turning sleeplessly last night I actually made a joke up!! ( this is a rarity). Here goes-
Did you hear the one about the alpaca farmer who made his animals wear plastic macs to protect their wool from the sun?
They ended up llaminated.
https://goo.gl/images/3JdBy6
:-)What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about? -
That post needs a wind noise overlay!The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
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I know it's an Alpaca but near enough https://www.facebook.com/FunnyMommentsLOL/posts/1879157775673549:0What if the Hokey Cokey is what it's all about?
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It's got an evil stare!The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it. -
Humph. Just for that, here's another one I made up!!
Did you hear the one about the alpaca that stood in a wet field for a month?
It got llaminitis.
I shall trot on now on my happy hooves! -
Ha, but before I go ( bitches!) just to let you know....I have discovered there's a very local business called The Alpaca Loft just up the road, so guess where I'm going today to beg for a job lol. Check it out on Google. I No Lie!!
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PPS- Iuventus, your pic might just be the cover for Felt Mountain Vol 2 ( we know it's coming, we can hear it's hooves).
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