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Witty photo caption thread
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    OK. I will give the title of this thread some thought (or feel free to suggest) but Mistress Kat is chewing my backside to start this thread for her. She's so demanding! I hope Catherine has a lot of stamina !
    Simple concept. Give any photos posted here a witty caption, or post photos here for others to use their razor wits on.
    To start, an amusing and topical snap from a Lithuanian forest....
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2015-07-26 16:04:46
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    -Next time use your head and don't make an ass of yourself

    -If we all put our heads together, we can get to the bottom of this

    -Looks like you're stuck in a rut

    -What a Lithuanian street gang looks like

    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Haha! Me, demanding?! You don't know the half UT! Henpecked is more like it! You clearly have a need to be dominated UT...but let's not go there. Thanks for starting this :D like PG's captions! You've picked a tricky one to get us started...let me think...
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Evolution finally solved the problem of there never being enough ladies toilets.

    ( and before you say, yes I KNOW!!!)

    Look Left, Look Right, vote Libdems. ( only us Brits will get that one).

    This year's novelty Christmas Tree
  • Vote Up0Vote Down LuDuxLuDux
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    3deercular
    I take the needle off the Technics and put it in my vein
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    KatRobin said:

    Look Left, Look Right, vote Libdems. ( only us Brits will get that one).




    Actually, it translates.

    Geez, I might be able to do the latter half of UT's charge.
    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Unfortunately for Lois, despite her meticulous preparations, the attack came from the front.

    She had always been popular with the stags for her ability to give head.
    Told you this was a bad idea KR !

    Chelsea's new Lithuanian striker had a reputation for being great at dead ball plays and corners.

    None of the stags wanted to marry her because of her incessant nagging.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    (Pssst...Just a little hint UT- all three are bucks..only males have antlers.)
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
  • Vote Up0Vote Down KatRobinKatRobin
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    Snigger...
    PS UT, I'm no prude! Whatever gave you THAT idea lol!! Time for another photo I think....I shall have to trawl through all the threads now looking for your advice. It wouldn't be as easy ( coughs) as uploading my own pics I'm sure. But I shan't pester anyone anymore with my techno distress. It's my cross to bear. :-/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down WhickwithyWhickwithy
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    Kat, Kat, Kat, there are some very detailed instructions on here somewhere, if you're willing to dig.  The main things I find that one needs to watch out for are:

    1. You have to have a link on the web that refers to the picture only.  Not the web page.
            a.  Photobucket works pretty well for me.
                       A. When you display the image in Photobucket, all you need to do is
                                find the link (on the right-hand side of the picture), click on it
                                until it blinks "copied".
            b. Goto this site, goto the comment section of a thread, click on the thing
                         that looks like a picture in the upper right hand corner of the
                         comment box, be sure to remove the stupid "http://" that is
                        already there (when you paste your link, it will already have its
                        own "http://" preface.
            c. And, then, post comment.
            d. Trickier stuff is for the more experienced.

    Of course, the other option is just use the link button, next to the image button in the comment section, to a page with a link that contains an image that you like and we, who sympathise with techno distress, can just go to the link to find the picture.  And, those of us that are feeling really charitable can do our magic with the picture.
    Post edited by Whickwithy at 2015-07-28 08:05:58
    The Sentient Struggle For Transformation

    https://www.amazon.com/Sentient-Struggle-Transformation-Whickwithy/dp/1734822147/
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Ponygurl said:

    (Pssst...Just a little hint UT- all three are bucks..only males have antlers.)


    Are you telling me Lois is not a boys name?
    It's funnier if they were Doe's. Anyway, I am not limited by gender designations !
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    image
    Post edited by Urban_Tribesman at 2015-07-28 18:47:51
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down Urban_TribesmanUrban_Tribesman
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    Norman was determined that, tonight, he would get a good nights sleep.
    The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ.
    Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
    Shall lure it back to cancal half a line,
    Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
  • Vote Up0Vote Down whisperitwhisperit
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    Ponygurl said:

    (Pssst...Just a little hint UT- all three are bucks..only males have antlers.)



    they are wearing strap-ons, PG. As you above all should know
  • Vote Up0Vote Down PonygurlPonygurl
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    ^ Well, I suppose if there is a trend to be started- that would be it!

    As for above caption-

    - I can't get to sheep (get it? I said 'sheep' instead of 'sleep'...nevermind)

    - Some day my sheep will come in (see, I said 'sheep' instead of 'ship'...fuckit, whatevs)

    - Excuse me while I take a sheep
    U R I E L
    What is done in the dark will always come to light
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