Well shiver me timbers shipmates and lets raise a jug of grog to yee all. Parked me olde ship up at Smugglers Inn for good old natter with me fellow pirates and got slightly tipsy and got me old peg leg stuck down a cannonball hole in ye olde tavern floor and frightened me parrot. He shit all down me velveteen coat in fear so I shot him with yee blunderbuss. A sad sight as he was me only friend ooh ar, etc.
I just want to say that the best pirate movie ever made was Yellow Beard, it even has a David Bowie cameo and the late great Madeline Kahn, top that Jack Sparrow!
No, No, NO! Have you never seen Cutthroat Island with Geena Davis??!?! She's the pirate captain! I'll admit, I think it got some crummy reviews and I could be biased by Geena Davis being in it ("Long Kiss Goodnight" is one of my all-time favorite action films with Geena and Samuel L. Jackson)...