Man the barricades! Considering the sudden spike in activity as well as this being a new site.... we need our defences put up. It's gonna get a hell of a lot worse in the coming months if nothing is done NOW to prevent this.
Why move boards if spam will follllow? Why???!!! *drops to knees and tears shirt open*
No, no. You should have thunder and clouds swirling about you as you stare heavenward with a long 'WRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII! WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?'
Offers to man the vats of boiling oil and the flaming arrows!
'' Sometimes I think I've felt everything I'm ever going to feel and from here on out I'm not going to feel anything new, just lesser versions of what I've already felt ''