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I think all weather reporters should be slapped but I'd be arrested for crimes against weather people. Lol.

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Happy International Women's Day!
Yeah thats me with my rolled up shirt on... and hair accessory. :)

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F**k me but that's rank...

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Garden enthusiast super sleuth? Hedgehog walker? Cheese taster?

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Whickwithy- you can't just say you know where it came from then not elaborate...I really want to know if it's an ode to the ginger biscuit?

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Oi oi!! PG Tips!! Where are ye? :)) You can't hide on here!!

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Happy International Women's Day!
As its International Womens Day i challenge all the females and males in the house to post a picture of a woman who you feel is inspirational, motivational, strong and fearless. Let's honour the power of the female in a world where we can sti…

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Sex ignorance is actually a thing ladies and gentlemen!

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*Poetry*

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Happy International Women's Day!

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Apparently those who talk about sex and related stuff the most are getting it the least so would love to know what's going on with everyone? I read somewhere that the moon can make people feel hormonal? It's the moon's fault!!

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How could we make a dick look nicer? But a bow on it? Dip it in glitter? :))

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Whats your new job? Forum Editor? :))

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I'll tell you what's even more freaking weird...girls that look like prostitute appearing in my Facebook feed as people that you may know. Oh and a shit load of people from Barnsley. W.t.f

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Would any of you eat caviar? And secondly would you eat it to impress someone or try and shove it into a napkin and chuck into someone's handbag when they're not looking.

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Kat- can you create a dickhead detector machine. You know...to filter out undesirable bachelors...por favor. :))

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Here's always one person who has to be a party pooper.. just kidding. I hope the racoon isn't getting any shocks. I think it's super cute. I thought you'd recognise the sloth?

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I think I'm going to be sick just watching him. If that' real seafood he is eating then he is a brave guy!! I'd rather eat a big Mac than that no matter how creme de la creme the place is!

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I LOVE prawns. Could eat them all day. Sardines too and crab claws. Tuna and Salmon are first Sunday sandwich favourites. But I won't eat lobster, squid or octopus. Had a bad introduction to octopus as I thought I ordered what looked like a pr…

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I read you message at something like 6am in the morning!! I don't take anything in at 6am!

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Whickwithy said "I met someone who thought they got pregnant by kissing". Depends what they were kissing!

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I feel sorry for people who think they can't get pregnant standing up.. don't ask me the ins and outs if how one would have sex standing up because I don't have a rats backside if a clue. Or you can't get pregnant if it's …

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Is that when you set fire to a recycling centre or truck? :))

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We need to have a WhatsApp group...that would be a fun way of keeping in touch with each other.

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Is my Smuttometer of any use to this place!? Oh yah! Every forum needs a Mrs Robin(son) the Sex Ed guru with a smuttometer, a bag of crystals, and pixie poo.

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She does. A pickled egg short of a Ploughmans Lunch. Pickled Onion Urban Trubesman.l!! Remember.

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"Whickwithy">Too funny. Real story. I didn't read the actual article but the headline was that a woman was rushed to the hospital at the last minute to have a baby because she didn't know she was pregnant??!?! Yeah amazin…

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No what are they?

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