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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
That's worth saying again. The DUP voted with the Conservatives to remove free school meals for poor kids in England, Scotland and Wales as long as they remained in their patch, Northern Ireland. DUP care about free school meals in N. I. but no…

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
The NHS is not failing Sen, it is being failed by Government. Since 2010, funding into the NHS has been squeezed ( as it has in virtually every other state run body such as schools, Police, Fire Service and Community Care) despite the story being sp…

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1st world problems!

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Ye Olde History Thread
It's just struck me Sen. The way you Mother Goose people on here, your ideal occupation would be a holiday rep. Sorting people and things out. You would be a natural.

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A conversation today at Arboria Scene - Breakfast time. UT looks out of window thinking about dog walk "It's raining" Mrs UT. "I looked at the weather forercast on-line. It's going to rain until 11" Later. UT looking ou…

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Mirror, mirror on the wall, all I see is your own reflection.

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What are you listening to now?
Pandora's Box - Procol Harum (who got their name from a friends cat!) Some nice imagery. Never seen a cat in stockings and suspenders? Now's your chance.

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*Poetry*
We are about to go into Lauren Laverne ( oh, er) from 10 till 1.00 each weekday. Katy Puckrick fills in on shows occassionly and our own Alison Goldfrapp has hosted some special shows.

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*Poetry*
Radio 1 is for kids Sen. Anyone over 18 should have migrated somewhere else by now. We listen exclusively to BBC 6 Music. Only available on DAB radio but you can get it on TV, channel 707 from memory, also on line through bbc.co.uk/6Music Strangely…

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RIP
That's so sad. A brilliant man and British too! One of his quotes is 'Don't look down at your shoes; look up to the stars'! And “We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can under…

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Happy International Women's Day!
6 foot, 1 and 5/8ths inches. Have been since I was 18. I may be shrinking now though as I get older. My Mum was 5 foot 5 inch when she was in the Army Sen, but in later life she shrunk to about 5 foot 2. Mrs UT is 5 foot 9 1/2 inches.

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Happy International Women's Day!
Someone called?

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Well, the link to what I posted above was found by research ( big on research at the mo) following LuDux post. I also think that to call the Black Cherry imagery Porn is to far. It's erotica. Beautifully shot. The wolves ( I think they were Hu…

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*Poetry*
Iuv. A link to James Bryant's page. http://jbryant.eu/pages/limerick.htm

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*Poetry*
As I know, in your household, that 'playing the didgeridoo' does not equate to 'playing the pink Oboe', why was Cat flirting with instruments antipodean at such an ungodly hour?

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
The flap of Frapp. I'm proper disgusted! ( snigger)

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Hey, it is!

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
I hope that's just a first episode of a long running story.

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*Poetry*
Well, it's never plagiarism if you quote your sources, its research! I've liked limericks for many years now. I had a family friend called Eric, 40 years older than me, a very wise man. He also loved limericks and introduced me to a lot o…

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*Poetry*
I'm not Magpieing Kat. I quoted the book to show that the Limerick is a valid and respected verse form, and is generall risqué in its content. The book has a whole front section on the development of the Limerick as a verse form. It's been…

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Recent and upcoming gigs
I went to the Theatre last night. I went to the Hammersmith Lyric to see the last night of Jubilee, which is based on the 1978 punk film of the same name, written and directed by Derek Jarnan and starring my old pal Toyah Willcox; both in the origin…

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Happy International Women's Day!
Right then...I need to get me a 43 year old bloke. With his own teeth. A full head of hair. No kids. No crazy ex wife hiding in the loft. No weird fetishes. Must be able to eat salad and cheese. And to be able to use cutlery in the right order. :)) …

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Mothers Day
Yeah, first Mothers Day without my Mum this year. Mrs UT still has both her parents but I'm an orphan! :(( I'm cool though. She had a very good innings and kept her intellect right to the end ( if not her mobility). Thanks for the flower…

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He's the only one that can change the names on discussion categories. And he's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

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*Poetry*
Finally ( for now) I met a lewd nude in Bermuda Who thought she was shrewd; (I was shrewder) She thought it quite crude To be wooed in the nude; I pursued her, subdued her, then screwed her. All the above are from 'The Lure of the Limerick, A…

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*Poetry*
To whit There was a young fellow called Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would seldom do better than t h …

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*Poetry*
We must always rememberThe limericks furtive and mean;You must keep it in close quarantine,Or it sneaks to the slumsAnd promptly becomesDisorderly, drunk and obscene.

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*Poetry*
Then there are those metaphysical and built on the Berkleyan idea that things exist only when there is an observer to perceive them. There once was a man who said 'God Must think it exceeedingly odd If he finds that this tree Continues to be W…

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*Poetry*
The Limerick is not always about body parts, virgins and sex (well, nearly always but not exclusively). It can be intellectual too. 'Tis a favourite hobby of mine A new value to Pi to assign I would fix it at 3 As it's simpler you see Than…

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