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Urban_Tribesman

*Poetry*
Kat. You can't have more than 9 syllables in lines 1,2 and 5. There once was an old man from Ghent Whose penis was so long it bent To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming he went.

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Cigars are bad for your health and Port ( lovely though it is) will give you gout! How about a nice Gin and Tonic?

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So you were very young when you made your foray into Tammy. Bit like Top Man.

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*Poetry*
No, he is from Ghent in Belgium.

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I'm confused Sen. Your timeline wanders all over the place. Depending on when in the 90's for that Tammy jumper you are talking about, you would have to be getting on for 40. ?

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
"Double dollops of titillation" It drips from your tounge with such ease Kat. Are you sure you bat for the girls?

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*Poetry*
Don't dis the Limerick. It's a valid form of poetry and many, many books have been dedicated to it as a verse form. Just seems to lend itself to pithy comment and rude content. Remember the old man from Ghent?

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*Poetry*
Oh, gosh, OK. (Blushes) There was a young lady from Bude Who did all her best work in the nude She went on the game Achieving great fame For her sexual acts that were lewd In public schools it's the norm To find her at work in the dorm Endors…

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Yeah, I've seen it and have a DVD copy. It's a great film. Quite deep but clever and beautifully filmed. It has Hugo Weaving as the main protagonist. He was agent Smith in the Matrix trilogy. It is set in a dystopian future but does paral…

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*Poetry*
Do you want my three stanza Limerick? It's a bit racy!

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Mental Health Trust joke. 1 in 4 people will suffer from a mental illness in their lifetime ( true fact) Gather 3 friends. If they all seem alright, it's you !

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Something Kat Robin has written or a book. Spill KR!

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*Poetry*
Here's a poem I wrote back in 2014 for a friend. It's called Hitler's Penis. I may rewrite and title it Trump's Penis as the jist is very much the same. I do a mean line in rude limericks as well ! When Nazis rise to salute Re…

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If any bloke tells you how many inches you’re going to get he should be slapped with a ruler. 12 inches?

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Well, some time ago, I posted this on the forum showing a guy who had had a dragon tattoo on his old chap. Not just a little tat, but a full, all over inking. For those of a nervous disposition, look away now !

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100. :-w Urban Tribesman must try harder.

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Pets at Play
Miss Whiplash?

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What are you listening to now?
Here's another. 4 Horsemen by Aphrodite's Child. If you think that vocal sounds familiar, that's because it's Demis Roussos. He was in Aphrodite's Child before becoming a solo artist

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What are you listening to now?
Well, who on here is old enough to remember before digital downloads and buying tracks one at a time? These were the days of cassettes, CD's and vinyl ( glorious vinyl ). In those days, record companies would occassionly release 'sampler&…

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UT- Smuttometer needle twitching at 50. Well, if it goes up to 100, I'm doing a piss poor job. If its out of 50, I'm playing a blinder! Let me know what top of the shop is and I will give a few extra lengths.

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We've been using skip fire, to suggest something is ugly, rubbish and out of control, for some years. Interestingly, if you hire a skip, it frequently has 'No Fires' stencilled on the sides.

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I read you message at something like 6am in the morning!! I don't take anything in at 6am! =))

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Yeh. Donald Trump is a dumpster ( we say skip) fire in a suit.

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I do not eat much fish Whicky. I love fish and chips, haddock or cod, but shellfish and seafood such as Octopus, Squid etc, erm, no. Mrs UT is better but she is not a shellfish fan either. We have a saying. We don't eat things that you have to…

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It's called the illusion of truth. It has often interested me that the vast majority of criminal cases are cracked when the person accused is confronted with the irrefutable evidence. Think about the scenes you see on TV. You gather the suspect…

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I reside darn sarf Kat, so pickled eggs here but I do love a pickled onion! Eels n mash luv? Cockles? Whelks? Only about 20 miles to the Maldon Oyster beds! Tubby Issacs. Luvlly jublee! Leave it aht! Actually, I detest seafood with a vengeance!

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Yeah. I read that due to the regression of the moons orbit, in the future it will no longer cover the Suns disc and solar eclipses will become a thing of the past. Don't think it's going to bother any of us though!

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She does. A pickled egg short of a Ploughmans Lunch.

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What do you mean thinks?

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It is also possibly to do with space. What you store on here is a link to the other site where the picture is stored, not the picture itself. This is why, if you delete the pic on that remote site, it will no longer appear here.

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