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Kate Bush - Before the Dawn - WARNING - CONCERT SPOILERS!
Here's another rendition of Infant Kiss, this time with Appy's favourite minx Nicole Kidman.

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This puts me in mind of an American joke. A Hillbilly says to a new friend visiting his home ( probably in a trailer park) 'I want yuh to meet mah wife an mah Sis-tuh. Ah! Here she comes now ! ' Apologies to any Hillbilly GMB'ers !

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Kate Bush - Before the Dawn - WARNING - CONCERT SPOILERS!
I have also dug out my video copy of 'The Kate Bush Singles File' with all the videos up to 'The Dreaming' album. It's never been released on DVD so it has now been transcribed to a disc for easy viewing. Amazing how soft t…

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Kate Bush - Before the Dawn - WARNING - CONCERT SPOILERS!
Even though I am not going to one of the concerts, this sequence of events has reawakened my love as Kate as artist. Today, another long drive to a site, so I plugged the Ipod in and listened to a few things; ending up with Never For Ever. This is…

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Oh, I've an even better one for you, UT. Gay men are filthy, immoral sluts, and everyone should hate them and perpetuate the steroetype! LOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! This ad was sponsored by Popeyes Louisiana Chicken . At least it was not sponsored by t…

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I'm out with my two gay friends Ben Doone and Phil McCavity :-)) I think you should get your coat young lady !

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I know. Most humour does not withstand in-depth analysis.

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We had a delivery of blood packets to the hospital the other day. We discovered that one of the packs was incorrectly labeled. It said it was type A but it was a type O.

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RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!
Apparently, David McCallum wasn't invisible in The Invisible Man either. :^o

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I once did an exam of rhetorical questions. I got 100%

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I wrote what I heard

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Anna Calvi
Yer - Been working at home for a couple of days - first time I've experienced dawn to dusk BBC Radio 6 Music. First Aid Kit are, how the youths would say, unwell, no no I mean sick! What, peeky?

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As told to me by Appy61. A Roman walks into a bar and says 'Barkeep, a Martinius please' The barman looks puzzled and says 'do you mean a Martini?' To which, the Roman replies 'No, if I had wanted a double, I would have orde…

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God bless the Union?
I am assuming that you are not a fan of the James Bond film franchise? Evil criminal mastermind intent on taking over the world? Apparently, Holyrood is his evil lair. Perhaps if this image was Mike Myers or Austin Powers based it would make more se…

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God bless the Union?
Does it somehow reflect a theat to the throne? Fortunately not. A majority of enlightened Scottish people decided they liked Queen Liz and not some Jacobite Bavarian Duke.

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RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!
This is precisely my point. We were promised so much in the past from the future. Now it's here, it's the same old shite, but without Concorde or a Space Shuttle. Do you remember the TV program UFO? That flashed up at the start that it was…

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God bless the Union?
What? Is he killing that cat? No, he's going to batter and deep fry it, alive, in the time honoured Scottish way. Many Mars Bars have perished in similar circumstances.

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God bless the Union?
Oh my God !!Scotland does not know how close it came to disaster. This has appeared today and if the most hardened Scottish Nationalist voter had seen this, they would have surely thought twice about voting Yes. Apparantly, SPECTRE stands for Salm…

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What are you listening to now?
Some Flamenco guitar Turquoise - Babe Ruth

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What are you listening to now?
Gary Clark Jnr - Bright Lights Proper rhythm and blues

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Link The Song Title Game
Now I'm Here - Queen

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Anna Calvi
I caught Anna on a rerun of a Jools Holland show from last year. Have to say I was impressed. That lady can spank an axe !

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RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!
Perhaps there is just less to invent? I find that hard to believe though. The chance that we have advanced as far as we can and we have unlocked all of sciences secrets is just so unlikely, it's not even worth considering. In any other age, w…

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Guilty Pleasures....
Hmm funeral music... Not sure it's a guilty pleasure, but interesting... Shall we then? (Funeral music, not joint housework wearing just your favourite scent)?

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Link The Song Title Game
Come up and see me, I only charge £25 for French make me smile - Cockney Rebel

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Sexy Women
Billy Ray Cyrus - Miley's Dad! And she's been a very, very, naughty girl and Daddy's on his way to give her a spanking ( and you too if you keep up those potty mind thoughts !

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Guilty Pleasures....
Nah UT, having a spud addiction and loving ABBA are hardly deep, dark and guilty ( tho they do show your roots from the Fens too!). But then neither was my first confession.... That Ponygurl tho...she knows how to share!!! :\"> She didn�…

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Guilty Pleasures....
I'll raise you to Dusty Springfield. "I Close my eyes and count to 10" is a song I absolutely adore and I want it played at my funeral, along with "The great gig in the sky" by Pink Floyd. A bit morbid but something personal…

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The birthday thread
Frappy birthday greetings to Anouk! Also, people in Scotland have horns? Does that mean they're magical? > ^ Oooh that's kinda hot!! I have it on good authority that there is much horniness in Scotland. Nothing magical though. Some…

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Sexy Women
Is that Billy Ray I hear pounding on your door?

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