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Great News! C'est Merveilleux! ¡Estupendo!
What, that it looks like a Death Cap mushroom?

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Here's a London Bus!

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Good news is there are already plans to deal with a Zombie Apocalypse in the UK. Apparantly the countries response would be led by the cabinet office, not the MoD, so remember, May or Gove ( who already looks like a Zombie) would be in charge. That&…

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The Sex Ed Thread
A good enough place as any to start.

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What's Your Local?
Apart from the stripy scarf and wooden hat of course.

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#BREXIT
Couldn't find a map of the U.K. that stated county vulnerability to Zombie invasion but found this one of the USA.

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As if the journey to work was not bad enough already!

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You have a better candidate from the twats that are left? What the U K is short of now is anyone that you could describe as a Statesmen. The whole lot of them are pathetic. Cometh the hour, cometh the Social Democrats!

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Great News! C'est Merveilleux! ¡Estupendo!
I'm trying to make no comment about the top of the iceberg in the picture.

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The Sex Ed Thread
A ménage à trois?

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What's Your Local?
Easy girlie or I'll come over there and pinch your neck! Did I ever tell you that Martin Handsford, who created Where's Wally/Waldo, is married to Mrs T's cousin? Very quiet, shy and retiring guy.

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What's Your Local?
Back in France again and made the annual pilgrimage to Saint Emilion. Climbed the Tower de Roi to get this view over the town. We can play a game of 'Where's Wally/Waldo as Mrs T and Mrs Appy61 are in this pic !

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Went to an antiques market (Brocante) in Bergerac today. Came across these 7 creepy fellas and their girlfriend. She looks like she had a few last night! ( Drinks, obviously )

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Kind of an interesting perspective... http://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-i-voted-for-brexit-eu-referendum-leave-214749510.html Yep, would agree there WW. Always interesting to get the opinion of those not quite so enveloped in the British ideal as th…

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The Sex Ed Thread
Douglas Bader? He won't have a leg to stand on!

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Apart from the file being called Shelfie??? I'm fascinated by a book called Farm Anatomy!

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The Sex Ed Thread
That's not what you said yesterday.

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The Sex Ed Thread
I was just getting a head.

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The Sex Ed Thread
I've started work on the diorama http://67.media.tumblr.com/ce8c303d160679907b7fa796d4d18a99/tumblr_o9l8mu4hcG1r6pi2qo1_400.gif

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The Sex Ed Thread
I thought I was just being tounge in Chic !

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#BREXIT
Still on a lighter note https://twitter.com/changeling_1/status/748830342883184640 Even Mark Gatiss is at it https://twitter.com/markgatiss/status/748839731971096576

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The Sex Ed Thread
:-w :P

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The Sex Ed Thread
I think I would switch those first two lines to maintain the direction. Though some men may find it repellant Going down on a woman is gallant As girls, old and young Love a touch of the tounge And appreciate men with this talent.

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The Sex Ed Thread
Poem. I can help there. Going down on a woman is gallant. Some men, of course, find it repellant, But girls, old and young, Love a touch of the tongue, And appreciate men with this talent! Have I passed?

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The Sex Ed Thread
What, are you suggesting there would be a practical element? That would be serving it up on a plate.

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Soothe me! (the sentimental & schmaltzy are welcome)
We must never forget that not everyone is an arsehole. I like to believe that they are a hardcore minority and the vast number of people are decent human beings ( even if they sometimes need a little encouragement to demonstrate it), and should be t…

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The Sex Ed Thread
Would an exam in cunnilingus be oral?

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#BREXIT
I, along with Appy61 and our good ladies, shook hands with a Baroness today, Sue Miller, Baroness Miller of Chilthorne Domer, a Lberal Democrat in the House of Lords. We met her at a vineyard in France that she and her husband own. She confirmed tha…

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I think it would be fair to say no-one in the current situation has covered themselves in glory. All politicians are pigs with their noses in the trough of self ambition in my honest opinion, whichever side of the political divide or border they sit…

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On a lighter note https://twitter.com/changeling_1/status/748801970064887808 https://twitter.com/changeling_1/status/748809343223537664

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