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Sartori

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I love them but hate them at the same time (ie half way) , they make you smell like a tramp who fell over in a fish market but they taste nice .

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bingo bango
An old school "Alan 11" , remember those happy carefree jesus christ ffs stop it days , we danced posted at all bloody hours in the street , throwing marshmallows self awareness in the fire on sticks .

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Q Awards 2013
I'm not a fan of Q magazine btw. Smash Hits forever.

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Q Awards 2013
The Q magazine awards? Winning one would be like not having a girlfriend for 40 years - then turning up at your parents with Susan Boyle on your arm.

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RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!
In other news, jammed two fingers in door an hour ago , currently nursing two comedy potatoes on the end of my hand.

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RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!
£9.30 for a cinema ticket? That can fuck off. You'd better not go to The Screening Rooms in Cheltenham then, it's £12.60 each mind you I think that Leicester Square is more expensive than that. I went to Leicester square in 2010 , the…

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(leak talk in this thread)
Meanwhile over in the real world, I'm selling this thread as a movie concept, I'm blagging Brad Pitt as me, a one man Grrr Machine. It'll be like Starship Troopers 2 , full of overacting and over reacting, minimal storyline, shit …

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(leak talk in this thread)
If you're a tight arse and were never going to buy the album, I'm over the moon that you have a Shit copy of album .

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I'll meet you half way, Scampi Fries?

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(leak talk in this thread)
Don`t come to me for sympathy , you`re all on the naughty step . I'm still sat in my fucking pants waiting for the official release, I'm out of rum and down to the 30 year old sloe gin. SOS from Robs kidneys.

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Dear Forum, why doesn't the forum have an official smell, I suggest cheese and onion, my favourite crisps. Love Rob

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What are you listening to now?
Still Strangeways Here We Come, what an album for The Smiths to bow out on, I know The Smiths are a Marmite kind of band, but I certainly always loved them. Yes , Girlfriend in a Coma is one of my favourite tunes , its wistful guitar riffline jus…

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Moderators (were) Needed!
....doesn`t really roll off the tongue or inspire positivity though um..

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Moderators (were) Needed!
"Oh fuck , not more spam"

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RAAAAAAANTTTTTT!!!!
I seem to br breaking out in large random spot like red bumps on me arms n legs. I do hope it wasnt the alapcas I met last week. They look so innocent. Scurvy ! you`ve been at sea too long

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What are you listening to now?
feck it , fell of the retro wagon Queens Of The Stone Age - No One Knows

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What are you listening to now?
I`ve decided to have a Retro-Sunday and might attempt breakdancing later on , I`ll let you know how that goes . Visage - Fade to Grey

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HD Goldfrapp at Cecil House 2008
I've shared the Cecil Sharp HD-broadcast songs before, though not on Dime. (Megaupload I think... so not available anymore.) This is good opportunity to get all 6 together.Yes, it looks & sounds great. It you look closely you can spot a bun…

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What are you listening to now?
Flash and the Pan - Waiting for a Train

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Flaming horror, bloody Norah
Gary

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Fine, if you all want me outta here, I'm out.
Alan is a walking Hollyoaks Geordie Shore but without the good acting . He`ll relish me even writing this , giving him the oxygen of attention , as Oscar Wilde said "the only thing worse than being talked about , is being ignored" .

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Hammersmith Apollo - 1st Nov 2013 - Who went ?
I demand we all go dressed as Clangers , nothing could go wrong I tell you !

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Flaming horror, bloody Norah
Nicole (Scheherezade is her surname)

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Hammersmith Apollo - 1st Nov 2013 - Who went ?
I had a very small paper round :D

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Hammersmith Apollo - 1st Nov 2013 - Who went ?
Depends what you look like ;) That did make me laugh, thanks :)

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Hammersmith Apollo - 1st Nov 2013 - Who went ?
IOutright dancing by the over-45s is probably a jailable offence At 47 , I should know better but I don't, I'm off to SW4 dance festival in London next month, call the fuzz , they'll be some hooting and dance shenanigans a going on…

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How do you feel today?
..unless you`re Doctor Who , then you can go back and fix regrets , oh no he`s not supposed to cross the streams like in Ghostbusters when they crossed the streams , that ended happily so its not the best Example - seeing him live at SW4 next month …

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How do you feel today?
I think it was Keith I was talking to about this . Choices made are just choices made , the only caveat is not making mistakes twice...unless they`re good mistakes ;) The only regrets I`ve got are for gigs I`ve missed , `adventures and escapades t…

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Flaming horror, bloody Norah
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(leak talk in this thread)
Jazz hell for you then ; next.. ;)

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