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Night boat to Cairo -Madness

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment

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Spare Llama available for dinner party entertainment
It's been a bit thin on the ground re Llamas recently. Fret not, I have found a new batch!

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What`s the last film you watched ?
I, Frankenstein. Great effects, if a bit of a hokey storyline ( still, hokey storey lines are meat and veg for fantasy films in the past few years - Twilight anybody?) In essence, Frankenstein's monster seems to be immortal and is still alive …

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Seventh Tardis - The Doctor Who thread
I like Clara. I thought in this episode, her make-up made her look very sophisticated in her school Ma'rm persona. Overall, a curates egg of an episode. Some banter but the alien was a little comical. One of the deadliest killing machines in th…

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Kate Bush - Before the Dawn - WARNING - CONCERT SPOILERS!
I got into the habit of not reading reviews (to avoid spoilers, before I'd been) and have not really read many since... but what I have glimpsed... seemed to consist of almost universal praise. :-) It's the last show tonight. Going to be …

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Recent and upcoming gigs
Caro Emerald at the O2 on the 17th October. Not sure what to expect but a gigs a gig!

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@UT "You never answered my question though. I am now really concerned that I am a lesbian trapped inside a heterosexual man's body." (Plus on your list, you never said anything about licking pussy...who gives a fuck about "sho…

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Paul Daniels. Now there's a name to conjure with ! (Insert David Copperfield if you are from across the pond).

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I like my women like I like my coffee- cold, bitter and all over my lap. Surely you missed well frothed? Fanny Batter . Is that a new flavor of lip gloss? Sounds like it would taste ahmazing.... :D Maybe it's Maybelline?

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Anna Calvi
'Yes dear, he did. Apparently, Mick hasn't been able to face a Mars Bar since'.

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Events & birthdays for Calendar
Happy birthday in 1hour and 10 minutes Hausmaus !

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Guilty Pleasures....
Helen Reddy - Angie Baby. I liked this track when it was first released and has become particularly poignant now that I know someone whose daughter is very like Angie in the song, with a secret lover that only she can see. It's a great song wit…

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Apologies Kat. You never answered my question though. I am now really concerned that I am a lesbian trapped inside a heterosexual man's body. To recap: My sexual preference is women. I am good with colours I like shopping I like the social co…

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RIP
I hope this isn't tasteless or inappropriate to mention this in this thread, but I ve read the news online that Lynda Bellingham has terminal cancer and she has tweeted that she will be ceasing her chemotherapy in order to spend time with her f…

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Driving home and decided to go via Marlow on the Thames to have a pub lunch. Between Marlow and Cookham we passed a Prep school and just past it was Tugwood common. You could not make that up !

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What are you listening to now?
Dare by the Human League. Now 33 years old but still as innovative as it was all those years ago and not a rubbish track on it. It gave Virgin records it's first No one album since Tubular Bells and saved the label from bankruptcy.

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The birthday thread
Not just us with wood today then ! Those sling backs don't look ideal climbing wear. Happy birthday Caro.

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What's The Weather Like?
A beautiful warm sunny day. Go out and enjoy it! The Appy's, The Tribesmen and their dogs are all enjoying a long week-end at the BlackWood Forest in a wooden chalet deep in the woods. I would say it is rural but it has internet and it's o…

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Just had a thought. (Probably the first today). If PonyGurl comes back positive on this and we have a shared liking for frothy pussy, am I a lesbian?

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No, I don't think I'll ever need to build a tolerance to frothy pussy. Gagging?

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Your 10 favorite Goldfrapp songs
H'm. Does Clowns wind anybody else up? It is a track I find too easy to click the 'FF to next track' button on. I appreciate the technique of using the voice as an instrument; and Alison does this as well as anybody, but Clowns gets t…

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Oh, that made me gag a little. Glad to be of service. I understand practice can reduce this tendency.

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Guilty Pleasures....
Michael Buble ... I`ll hand in my Goldfrapp fan card at the door . I've been trying for a witty comeback to this all day but, frankly, I'm speechless ! Someone will confess to liking Robbie Williams next. Or Tom Jones ( oh, that was me at…

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I like my women like I like my coffee- cold, bitter and all over my lap. Surely you missed well frothed?

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Heisenberg and Schrodinger are out for a drive and get pulled over by the Police. The officer taps on the window and asks "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!" The officer…

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A(nother) Roman goes into his local taverna with 4 friends. He holds up 2 fingers and orders 5 beers.

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Sartre goes into a coffee shop and says to the waitress, 'a coffee please, but no cream'. The waitress goes off and then comes back to the table and says 'we do not have any cream. Would you accept a coffee without milk'?

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I signed up for a class about exercising your free will and never went.

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Don't get me started on American gays! Surely too late for that dear boy !

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