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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Thought you would all find this fascinating.

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If only you were familiar with Carry on movies, that last comment would warrant an 'Oh, Matron! '

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Just to be sure, you realize that I was knowingly making a totally inane statement (re Columbus, Native Americans, Britain), right? By the way, many Greeks also believe that theirs were the first civilizations and that all languages come from their…

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Record Store Day Special - Felt Mountain Coloured Vinyl
Remember the email I squeezed out of Mute when I asked about vinyl releases of the earlier albums? 'yes, they are coming' was the reply !

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Nah, we've been here forever. Neanderthals kicked each other's butts around here. Just down the road they found one of the worlds oldest wooden tools ( the Clacton Spear) which is 400,000 years old and just recently up the coast they found…

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^ cough Yeah, sorry Stephen. I noticed your post after I put this one on. Just you and me then.

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
@PG. Is Patriarchy your word of the day? I'm in shock that Gwyneth steam cleans her ho-ha or have I misunderstood this? Is it the same equipment they clean taxis with? Is she trying to remove all residue of Chris Martin and Coldplay? Understand…

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I notice no-one questioned native Americans discovering the British Isles before Columbus did. Columbus was born around 1450? The Romans had been gone from Britain for a 1,000 years before he was born. As for Native American burials grounds @ PG, I…

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The word 'Beaker' is not used enough in my opinion. We should reintroduce it as a homage.

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What's The Weather Like?
I shall be winding this into a sexually inappropriate conversation in the future Kat. 'Phoar! So you blew her wheelie bins over did ya!' and it will all be thanks to you ! X

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Recent and upcoming gigs
Tonight at the Apex in Bury St Edmunds, the East Anglia Chamber Orchestra. Mozart Don Giovanni Overture, Sibelius Violin Concerto and Brahms Symphony No 4. Light and shade, Yin & Yang.

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What are you listening to now?
@Stevil.did you not post that Secret Wish vid on the previous page? BTW, has anyone else noticed how often the image of a turntable with an LP on it has come back into popular culture? It never left in some households!

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What are you listening to now?
Ahh. A Propaganda love in. I could get an election :-B

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What are you listening to now?
Ah, this takes me back. I had a Jupiter 6 once but never got a Jupiter 8 :(

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Eerie! Doesn't folklore claim that efflorescence is the souls of the dead seeping slowly back into the world of the living? What, Cookie's house is built on an old Native American graveyard? That's a bit unlucky in the UK. Base is bri…

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Recent and upcoming gigs
Curtis Stigers next Wednesday at the Westcliffe Theatre in Clacton with the Appy's. Expecting some cool Sax #Stiilkeepingitoldschool. (That was Sax by the way :O) )

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How do you feel today?
For men, if they want to have any chance of having enough sexual stamina to last through a bout of coitus..... Oh, Mr Darcy. I think I have become very warm in the nether regions....

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What's The Weather Like?
Is that last sentence some form of sexual euphemism? A bit like 'I soon kicked her back doors in, leave it aht guv'nor ' !

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Dare I say, or a passing Jihadist when you want one?

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What are you listening to now?
I love this album Stevil. I bought it when it first came out on vinyl and recently bought a new copy as the old one had a scratch. In our hall, on a beam bulkhead, we have 'All that we see or seem, is but a dream, within a dream ( Edgar Allan P…

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'I didn't repeat myself; that was an echo'

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As everyone on this board is very intelligent, I give you, punchlines of jokes ! 'Well, it's a bit odd really. We've only done it twice. The first time he was sick and the second time his hat blew off'

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How do you feel today?
I heard that half the people under Hijabs and Burkhas are men. It didn't say which half.

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
^ Written by a boy obviously. Who wouldn't enjoy access to their very own Hores.

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What's The Weather Like?
Yeah, Daily Express. Where's the 4 foot of snow and -15 degrees? It's in the USA , 3000 miles away!

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How do you feel today?
Wow, that's a lot of questions WW. I can give a personal view on all the ones that had the word 'religion' in them. Because religion is about power and you keep power over your subjects by subjugating them and, basically, scaring them…

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
Yay I look forward. I meant, if I were a fly on the wall, you'd prob have me cased in resin. I...er... Still haven't actually got you a skull, I will...erm....look around the local flea markets and undergrowth. Oh, you of short memory. Th…

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It's not pink. Cookie hasn't chipped his way to the inner sanctum yet. That could yet disclose a wet, glistening, pink interior. Ew! How about the recepticle from which the Alien face huggers emerge? Perhaps your computer room under the st…

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Flaming horror, bloody Norah
Rachel

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What are you listening to now?
Not so much listening, but watching. If you are interested in the history of popular music and the progress of how music has been recorded through the years and how new techniques have changed the way musicians make music, then you should be watchin…

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