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KatRobin

Health Intercourse
I am worried.... As long as my bone gets displayed in UT 's cabinet I can rest.

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
The tampon thread ( I kill myself sometimes lol)
Huh. Ok, so now I'm going to have to desperately trawl the Internet to find the evidence! I read it in a book somewhere once but God knows when. I do have a drinking problem, you're right...on so many bloody tablets at the moment that I ca…

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Prince Not Prince (for PoGu)
I was drinking cocktails on a boat last weekend ( yes really, but it wasn't a yacht in the armed, I'm still saving up for that), but anyway, I had one called a Purple Rain. Now what was it...I think it was a mix of a flavoured vodka, a Sou…

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The tampon thread ( I kill myself sometimes lol)
Indeed. Gives a new meaning to the word horny! Hell, it's been 20 years since I've been that desperate!

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Health Intercourse
By the way, I had to do refresher first aid training at work this week. While I was giving CPR to a blow up man ( he was a good snog) I unfortunately pulled his head off!! Which I hope to god isn't an omen of cosmic karma to come! I guess I ble…

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Health Intercourse
Mwah mwah darling! Of course I do....kissy kissy! And I did...I sent you an email, you no receive? We would've loved to go see the Flloydy Thing but it coincides with our booked holiday so sadly, that's a no :-(( I did however say that y…

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The Sex Ed Thread
And as for Gordon Ramsay...I can't think of a more repellant specimen of male. Other than Jeremy Clarkson. And Michael Gove. ( am I going to get sued now!?)

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
The Sex Ed Thread
OMG!! When Catherine gets home I shall be grabbing her hand to do that test, though I know the answer already. I'm definitely the sub one. And not in any kinky way ( you lot.....shut UP!!)... I just know my place. Sheesh...

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
Mental health
Ha ha! That's made me chuckle Ponygurl. Needed that. But I won't go with your plan all the same.

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Goldfrapp scans & photos
That is a particularly lovely photo isn't it. And to think she'll soon be 50. My God.

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
Mental health
Ah....I have this cunning ruse to return to work after my impending op with one of Catherine's bras on ( stuffed) so that my colleagues think I was off having a boob job. He hee.

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
The tampon thread ( I kill myself sometimes lol)
I know that a condom is not a tampon. If I didn't I'd be in deep do-do.

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
The tampon thread ( I kill myself sometimes lol)
Did you know that way back in time before the condom was invented, people ( maybe just those in the S Pacific...and Spalding) used to use seashells to fulfil the same function. I jest not. Jeez, that must have been uncomfortable!! Apparently, there …

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
The Sex Ed Thread
I'll post on this thread tonight my little horny friends >:) I've spent the weekend preparing for giving a real teacher training session on sex ed this week. And I'd rather have a tooth extraction than stand in front of my ( v fri…

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Flaming horror, bloody Norah
Pneumatic ( blow up is two words and I'm picky)

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
Health Intercourse
I'm out of action...UT. Temporarily I hope!

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Tory Scum
Hmmm....welfare cuts targeted at the disabled....George Osborne's GP brother struck off for an inappropriate relationship with a patient....off shore tax lies, lies, lies.....illegal Tory election spending.... When's the coup gonna start?

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
Mental health
Hasn't made me go up a bra size though...

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
The Sex Ed Thread
Oh Lordy.....seriously folks....I I'm going to take the tantric approach and tease you with quotes. You'll have to wait til the weekend! :D

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RIP
I was never a Prince fan but do respect how incredibly talented he was. But Victoria Wood...I'm grieving :(

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
Mental health
Yes WW.... I find it puts me in a terrible Moo-d . ( smoking) grass usually helps! I'm sorry.....I won't make an udder joke on this serious subject! :-t I can't say I have noticed a correlation in myself, and I do have cereal every…

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
The Sex Ed Thread
Lol. I'll also be setting homework. :D

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
The Sex Ed Thread
I guess it was the sexually liberated 60s! Think I might post a weekly nugget on this thread to amuse you: I feel it's my duty as a Sex Ed teacher. I am actually in the process of writing my own educational book by the way...you'll be reli…

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
The Sex Ed Thread
I haven't actually started reading this book yet, but there are a few pages that keep falling open and quotes will catch my eye. On the subject of female virginity, quote : "For some girls, defloration is an isolated act followed by a long…

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
There is a reason why I have a rubber noddy on my windowsill! I picked him up at an antique fair a while back and thought it would be a fitting tribute to the couple who I bought the house from - he was Enid Blyton's nephew. And a really really…

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Entertain me! (the twisted & disturbing are welcome)
As you may have read elsewhere, Mrs UT drives an orangey coloured car, so here's a photo I took of Mr UT driving it.Nice hat.

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Super! Nature Notes
Im still starting a dedicated thread WW...give me a minute...

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Flaming horror, bloody Norah
tax-dodger >:)

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
'In The House!'
We live surrounded by fields of cabbage WW, as far as the eyes can see (and hell, does it stink once the rotting sets in!!). Being such an earth spirit as I am, i just pulls em out of the ground and eats em raw. Oh no, I was confusing myself with th…

Comment by KatRobin April 2016 permalink
'In The House!'
Oh. We don't do posh veg in these parts. It's cabbage or nowt.

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